Jester D
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Jester D
@justmeturtle.bsky.social
I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie.
Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it:
(Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold)

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw
If our Golden Doodle could repeat phrases, like the way a parrot does, I think he would say “Squawk! You’re not a lap dog.”
December 14, 2024 at 2:00 AM
And Gnocchi
December 2, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Noice!
November 28, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 AM
My dog Gnocchi doing his impersonation of a gargoyle statue guarding the backyard.
November 23, 2024 at 6:10 AM
And side eye dog pics:
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 AM