Joseph
justjoseph.bsky.social
Joseph
@justjoseph.bsky.social
polymath • devil’s advocate • opinions expressed don’t represent anybody, not even myself
Elon, Bro, you really going to crash twitter and make me go to bluesky with all the Hamas supporting leftists right now? jfc!
October 11, 2023 at 10:49 PM
bluesky before they added the block feature
July 26, 2023 at 8:36 PM
apparently bluesky thinks the only two ways to make a living are sex work or NTFs
July 21, 2023 at 2:52 AM
i like cops
July 20, 2023 at 7:36 PM
bluesky is either going to become something awful 2.0 or less wrong 2.0

the choice is up to you
July 19, 2023 at 7:30 PM
ur doing it wrong
this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level
July 17, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Theory: What separates humanity from artificial intelligence is our ability to love and form meaningful relationships

Reality: What separates humanity from artificial intelligence is our ability to derive carnal pleasure from reproduction
July 2, 2023 at 1:08 PM
this is how we skeet where i come from
July 2, 2023 at 10:18 AM
bluesky is a methadone clinic
July 2, 2023 at 9:54 AM
i just wanted to thank Elon Musk for finally giving me the time i needed to finish my dissertation, first novel, and pilots license
July 1, 2023 at 11:46 PM
LISTEN TO ME!! The tweets must flow…
July 1, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Reposted by Joseph
hi Twitter refugees! I highly recommend checking out custom feeds. in particular I recommend Home+, which I've found feels most similar to the twitter algorithm of the feeds I've tried so far!

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wqomm3tjqbgktbrfwgvrw34/feed/home-plus
July 1, 2023 at 7:41 PM
touch grass
July 1, 2023 at 9:23 PM
i hate to say it, but i’m still getting more views on twitter than bluesky
July 1, 2023 at 7:30 PM
this is the most action bluesky has gotten since senior prom
July 1, 2023 at 6:40 PM
ok folks twitter is back up so i’ll see you in another month or two when something breaks again
July 1, 2023 at 4:28 PM
well, have you tried simping for a girl you know in real life
July 1, 2023 at 12:48 PM
July 1, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Reposted by Joseph
they’re called forts
(sobbing)
June 8, 2023 at 2:21 PM
How New Yorkers see the world
June 7, 2023 at 9:59 PM
sorry commies, i’m going to be performing some wage labor today and i’m not going to attain class-consciousness even once
June 7, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Whattya mean I have drip? How am I dripping? like I’m a runny nose spreading germs? I don’t have the common courtesy to use a handkerchief? How the fuck do I have drip!
June 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
broke: i take these meds because they make me feel better

woke: actually they don’t do anything it’s just the placebo effect

bespoke: i take these placebos because they make me feel better
June 7, 2023 at 4:44 PM
D. W. Griffith made a film about Pancho Villa in which Villa played himself. Villa agreed to the film in order to fund his military campaigns.
June 7, 2023 at 3:16 PM
guy that knows how to use LaTeX but not Microsoft word
June 7, 2023 at 1:11 PM