Krakow gets it

Hello from the beach! It was great to get to visit the sun and bask in its glory. I also took the liberty of making some art.

Part of an amazing dinner, courtesy of @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social and @lecruset.bsky.social

Fine. I’ll go to church. But first, I have to put on some demonic nutcracker earrings and my IUD, I mean cross necklace.

Just so you are aware of how dull I really am, this morning I cracked three eggs and they were all double yolk. It immediately gave me the vapors.

Vicious
Malicious
Will eat your eyeballs for a snack

This is from the USA section of It’s a Small World at Disneyland Paris. There were zero guns, trucks, eagles, hot dogs, or MAGA hats. This is grossly inaccurate.

Here’s dog on an emotional support rug response.

This is Samson aka Sammy Bones, Mr Bones. He puppies really hard every day. This is his emotional support rug. He’s mostly a very good boy.