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Not my original idea, just finished the verses.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Not my original idea, just finished the verses.
A little levity in these difficult times. I’m on a business trip and walked over to a nearby restaurant. I sat down, and suddenly everything turned red. My first thought was that I was having a stroke or a heart attack. Then I looked up and realized the whole restaurant had color changing lights.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A little levity in these difficult times. I’m on a business trip and walked over to a nearby restaurant. I sat down, and suddenly everything turned red. My first thought was that I was having a stroke or a heart attack. Then I looked up and realized the whole restaurant had color changing lights.
"A shutdown means the President is weak". -DJT. For once I believe Trump. And this timer on Whitehouse.gov, how petty and embarrassing.
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"A shutdown means the President is weak". -DJT. For once I believe Trump. And this timer on Whitehouse.gov, how petty and embarrassing.
Can somebody explain how I am supposed to measure the internal temperature of a thin crust pizza?
September 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can somebody explain how I am supposed to measure the internal temperature of a thin crust pizza?
Trump causes Autism.
I have previously posted the strong correlation between the number of Billionaires in this country and the rate of Autism. Since Trump is a billionaire, it only follows that Trump causes Autism.
I have previously posted the strong correlation between the number of Billionaires in this country and the rate of Autism. Since Trump is a billionaire, it only follows that Trump causes Autism.
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Trump causes Autism.
I have previously posted the strong correlation between the number of Billionaires in this country and the rate of Autism. Since Trump is a billionaire, it only follows that Trump causes Autism.
I have previously posted the strong correlation between the number of Billionaires in this country and the rate of Autism. Since Trump is a billionaire, it only follows that Trump causes Autism.
Billionaires cause Autism.
Time to bring this out of the archives. I would wager that this correlations is much stronger than the one to Tylenol.
Time to bring this out of the archives. I would wager that this correlations is much stronger than the one to Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Billionaires cause Autism.
Time to bring this out of the archives. I would wager that this correlations is much stronger than the one to Tylenol.
Time to bring this out of the archives. I would wager that this correlations is much stronger than the one to Tylenol.
It has become "unfair" to report the truth. Newsweek had an article about the statements made by Kimmel that got his show suspended. The article was mostly quotes from Trump, Kirk and Kimmel. There was virtually no editorializing. However, Newsweek's own bot rated it as unfairly left.
September 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It has become "unfair" to report the truth. Newsweek had an article about the statements made by Kimmel that got his show suspended. The article was mostly quotes from Trump, Kirk and Kimmel. There was virtually no editorializing. However, Newsweek's own bot rated it as unfairly left.
If they rename the Kennedy Center after Melania Trump, we all know what images will be projected on the outside during the next major event. It has a wonderful white surface for projection. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
September 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If they rename the Kennedy Center after Melania Trump, we all know what images will be projected on the outside during the next major event. It has a wonderful white surface for projection. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
With thanks to other bsky posters who started this.
August 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
With thanks to other bsky posters who started this.
With props to @shawnfarrell.bsky.social
![[CHORUS]
Do you see the people yeet?
Yeeting the subs of angry men?
It is the sandwich of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When selection of your meat
Signals the target for your throw
Then all the tyrants sound retreat
When we all let go.
[Verse 1]
Will you join in our buffet?
Will you be strong and hurl with me?
Beyond the mayonnaise
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join the food fight
That will give you the right to be free!
[Chorus repeat]
[Verse 2]
Will you slice all that you slice
So that our Hoagie’s may advance?
Some on rye, some with spice
Or Mortadella. Take your chance.
The sauce marinara
Will ruin the future for Vance
[Chorus Repeat]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nebtsq5o7wyhwmpwfqoxi4um/bafkreiehrvmphnm32silaucwlvuettylb47nr3dzhkglviz6ofapkencge@jpeg)
August 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
With props to @shawnfarrell.bsky.social
With props to @shawnfarrell.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
With props to @shawnfarrell.bsky.social
I'm no musician but someone should do this.
August 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm no musician but someone should do this.
This feels like the office furniture version of the toast landing butter side down. No matter how slender the table leg, or how slender the chair, roller, when you try to roll the chair up to the table, the leg and the roller always seem collide.
August 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This feels like the office furniture version of the toast landing butter side down. No matter how slender the table leg, or how slender the chair, roller, when you try to roll the chair up to the table, the leg and the roller always seem collide.
July 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ciscomani Spin. It is hard for me to wrap my head around the disingenuousness of this spin. We are protecting the solvency of Medicaid by giving trillions of dollars to billionaires. Simply disgusting.
July 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ciscomani Spin. It is hard for me to wrap my head around the disingenuousness of this spin. We are protecting the solvency of Medicaid by giving trillions of dollars to billionaires. Simply disgusting.
I discovered an interesting problem with bottle feeders in Arizona. When it gets hot enough, the air in the bottle expands, pushing the nectar out and making a huge mess. Have to stick with flat feeders during the summer.
July 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I discovered an interesting problem with bottle feeders in Arizona. When it gets hot enough, the air in the bottle expands, pushing the nectar out and making a huge mess. Have to stick with flat feeders during the summer.
When ICE looks like the cartels, how are we supposed to tell the difference? www.dagospia.com/media-galler...
June 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When ICE looks like the cartels, how are we supposed to tell the difference? www.dagospia.com/media-galler...
Double TACO!
June 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Double TACO!
Supporting my O'odham friends and neighbors.
June 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Supporting my O'odham friends and neighbors.
Getting ready for Saturday
June 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Getting ready for Saturday
It’s amazing how rain changes the desert. This Ocotillo was bare sticks a week ago.
June 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s amazing how rain changes the desert. This Ocotillo was bare sticks a week ago.
He is really going for the 1984 vibe with the new portrait. Note that there is no flag in the background, breaking with tradition. just Big Brother.
June 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He is really going for the 1984 vibe with the new portrait. Note that there is no flag in the background, breaking with tradition. just Big Brother.
Next installment of everything blooms in the desert. Tiny flowers of the creosote bush.
May 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Next installment of everything blooms in the desert. Tiny flowers of the creosote bush.
