Justin
justinsieges.bsky.social
Justin
@justinsieges.bsky.social
Not tied to one holiday, but for me every Thanksgiving starts the yearly Trading Places rewatching season
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’d guess 99.999% of the people on this planet would kill for a life where sharing a podium after tying for fifth in an NCAA D-1 championship race was the biggest “issue” they faced. Must be nice
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“At this moment the Board of Trustees should not spend a single minute discussing my status.”

He was fired the next day
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
2005 me sadly adding the Dril tweet
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Not An Expert™️ lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Fitz had its pilot house at the bow like most lakers of that era (OP also says ocean and despite technically being able to navigate the St Lawrence Seaway I don’t think she ever went into saltwater). I’m not an expert but I’m guessing the OP is an oil tanker

SS Edmund Fitzgerald:
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Re: the last touchdown:
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I feel like this is one you would know but on the off chance you don’t… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_G...
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
:(
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Had the bear and gift note sent from Harrods of London in 2022! TSA seized the marmalade on my way to family Christmas lol. You’re right though might need to add it to this coat too
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Re: 2…
It’s not identical obviously but my birthday present for my soon to be four year old nephew arrived today and he’s going to spend the fall and winter dressed like a Very Rare Bear
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This seems completely unrelated to your original post, which didn’t mention a committee chair or ranking member
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When he’s on, he’s really fucking on
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Love to see the no charity framing with some changes:

“Last year, egg prices were about 40% lower”, says home health aide/barber/Amazon worker [insert non-white name here].

“Insurance costs have gone up, childcare has gone up, rent is getting more expensive…this year is going to be worse”
September 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you can’t pick it up, pack it, and smoke it then it’s not a pipe right? It’s a painting of one. From Magritte himself:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tre...
August 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I don’t know Portland but…
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Even if you conceded the point (not that you should, you’re right, just for the sake of argument), what kind of return on investment would this imaginary person have? Remembering the P4 numbers are completely skewed by Livvy Dunne and a handful of elite WBB players

www.on3.com/nil/news/nca...
July 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Came to say basically the same thing. Sex work is work and I’d expect them to act like he’s great the same as a barista with a great tip or a lawyer signed on retainer for a higher than usual rate
July 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not saying I expect or even dare to hope this is the end result for these people but I fucking love it anyway
June 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Thankful my hairline is mostly fine but I’m pretty sure between hair and beard I’m eventually turning into this little guy palette-wise
May 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just for reference
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Aldous Huxley’s wife wrote about giving him a pretty large dose of LSD on his deathbed. Crazy that his doctor hesitated about it being “healthy” when he had like five hours left

www.organism.earth/library/docu...
April 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I always took him at his word when he told John Fischer he was manifesting the Laurentian Library www.theguardian.com/culture/2002...
April 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM