Can you please say some mean shit about the Heat? I just need to feel something familiar and comforting right now, you hating my team is my tether to a better reality on a happier timeline
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Can you please say some mean shit about the Heat? I just need to feel something familiar and comforting right now, you hating my team is my tether to a better reality on a happier timeline
I have such a core memory from my childhood of hearing Casey Kasem say the name of this band. Great fucking tune.
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I have such a core memory from my childhood of hearing Casey Kasem say the name of this band. Great fucking tune.
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand, Primitive Radio Gods. It is alarming how quickly this came to mind.
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand, Primitive Radio Gods. It is alarming how quickly this came to mind.
That oughta do it, thanks very much, Tim.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
That oughta do it, thanks very much, Tim.
This is Ray Stantz telling Gozer the Destroyer to stand down
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This is Ray Stantz telling Gozer the Destroyer to stand down
Finn. Finnyrd Skynyrd. Finneas. Cheese man. Stinky Pete. Bob Seger.
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Finn. Finnyrd Skynyrd. Finneas. Cheese man. Stinky Pete. Bob Seger.
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You can walk from where the feds murdered Renee Good to where George Floyd called for his mother in about 15 minutes.
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You can walk from where the feds murdered Renee Good to where George Floyd called for his mother in about 15 minutes.
Because I want to think about anything but that abomination of God, I really wanna talk about the chair. Man I haven't sat in that style of chair in forever, A+ napping chair, truly luxurious lounging ability with full 360 degree swivel.
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Because I want to think about anything but that abomination of God, I really wanna talk about the chair. Man I haven't sat in that style of chair in forever, A+ napping chair, truly luxurious lounging ability with full 360 degree swivel.
No idea if it's been said... But Orlovsky trying to back in the trailer and getting it high-centered on a line of shrubs would be perfect
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
No idea if it's been said... But Orlovsky trying to back in the trailer and getting it high-centered on a line of shrubs would be perfect
Indeed he's a delight
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Indeed he's a delight
I wish someone had warned me of that before I adopted this hyperactive moron.
"They're so loyal and friendly!" Yes that and also what if the tasmanian devil from Looney Tunes had a cocaine problem
"They're so loyal and friendly!" Yes that and also what if the tasmanian devil from Looney Tunes had a cocaine problem
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I wish someone had warned me of that before I adopted this hyperactive moron.
"They're so loyal and friendly!" Yes that and also what if the tasmanian devil from Looney Tunes had a cocaine problem
"They're so loyal and friendly!" Yes that and also what if the tasmanian devil from Looney Tunes had a cocaine problem
Girlfriend's frenchie, my pug. Can confirm. Two weird little guys.
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Girlfriend's frenchie, my pug. Can confirm. Two weird little guys.
Weird al would have made that a million percent better
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Weird al would have made that a million percent better
Sorry meant A.I.
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sorry meant A.I.
What you're gonna want to do is cut to an interview with the blandest athlete in the world during a competitive game, maybe if it goes to OT they can simulcast paint drying
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What you're gonna want to do is cut to an interview with the blandest athlete in the world during a competitive game, maybe if it goes to OT they can simulcast paint drying
broadcast is dogshit too. Never watched a game on Netflix but weird AI intro with Kelly Clarkson, this random ass useless interview with Barry going on right now, and of course Brees is pure unfiltered ass
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
broadcast is dogshit too. Never watched a game on Netflix but weird AI intro with Kelly Clarkson, this random ass useless interview with Barry going on right now, and of course Brees is pure unfiltered ass
Not a single thing between those ears except a couple almonds rattling around like a Yahtzee cup
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Not a single thing between those ears except a couple almonds rattling around like a Yahtzee cup
Ok look hear me out...
October 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ok look hear me out...
I don't know what the fuck he said they shouldn't take but the word definitely wasn't "acetaminophen"
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don't know what the fuck he said they shouldn't take but the word definitely wasn't "acetaminophen"