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@justinpoliachik.com
Software Engineer @infinite.red 📱 React Native dude ⚛️
Forever-Beginner Artist & Creator 🎨
Professional Side-Quester 🔮
✌️🌱💫♥️
Also working on:
retrotype.ink
hellomitzi.com
Forever-Beginner Artist & Creator 🎨
Professional Side-Quester 🔮
✌️🌱💫♥️
Also working on:
retrotype.ink
hellomitzi.com
Huge market potential for simple fun tactile games, kid friendly, that aren’t predatory with in-app purchases
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Huge market potential for simple fun tactile games, kid friendly, that aren’t predatory with in-app purchases
DONT YOU DARE CALL STORY POINTS “DAYS”
STRAIGHT TO SCRUM JAIL
STRAIGHT TO SCRUM JAIL
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
DONT YOU DARE CALL STORY POINTS “DAYS”
STRAIGHT TO SCRUM JAIL
STRAIGHT TO SCRUM JAIL
It’s a legal requirement you need at least 1/4 slab of pb to legally call it a “pb&j”
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s a legal requirement you need at least 1/4 slab of pb to legally call it a “pb&j”
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“The best video game ever” is the one you spent the most hours playing in high school
Nostalgia is a helluva drug
Nostalgia is a helluva drug
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“The best video game ever” is the one you spent the most hours playing in high school
Nostalgia is a helluva drug
Nostalgia is a helluva drug
Apple plz just replace the stock voice dictation with a local whisper model.
Why is this not here yet - easiest win ever
Why is this not here yet - easiest win ever
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Apple plz just replace the stock voice dictation with a local whisper model.
Why is this not here yet - easiest win ever
Why is this not here yet - easiest win ever
Claude hella slow for me right now
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Claude hella slow for me right now
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When’s the last time you just chilled outside at night and looked at the stars?
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When’s the last time you just chilled outside at night and looked at the stars?
Friendly reminder to stop comparing yourself to others and do yo own thangggg
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Friendly reminder to stop comparing yourself to others and do yo own thangggg
Waiting 5 seconds for a single Jira ticket to load is unacceptable
Atlassian whyyyy
Atlassian whyyyy
a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Waiting 5 seconds for a single Jira ticket to load is unacceptable
Atlassian whyyyy
Atlassian whyyyy
2yo demands we play Griz “2 step Nassau” on repeat and run in circles until we get dizzy and fall down - then repeat.
It’s VITAL to his happiness.
Me too, kid.
It’s VITAL to his happiness.
Me too, kid.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
2yo demands we play Griz “2 step Nassau” on repeat and run in circles until we get dizzy and fall down - then repeat.
It’s VITAL to his happiness.
Me too, kid.
It’s VITAL to his happiness.
Me too, kid.
Finally registered a LLC so I don’t need to sell apps & stuff under my personal name
Couldn’t help but make a fun vibe coded animation for the site
goodloop.dev
Couldn’t help but make a fun vibe coded animation for the site
goodloop.dev
Good Loop
goodloop.dev
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Finally registered a LLC so I don’t need to sell apps & stuff under my personal name
Couldn’t help but make a fun vibe coded animation for the site
goodloop.dev
Couldn’t help but make a fun vibe coded animation for the site
goodloop.dev
Totoro is a goated movie for the 2yo
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Totoro is a goated movie for the 2yo
Coding Trance Music from Scratch (Again )
YouTube video by Switch Angel
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Decline of Deviance
Where has all the weirdness gone?
www.experimental-history.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Is the US government essentially leveraged on the big AI bet?
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Is the US government essentially leveraged on the big AI bet?
Make silly things and give it out
You’ll get a lot in return
You’ll get a lot in return
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Make silly things and give it out
You’ll get a lot in return
You’ll get a lot in return
thank god i have 14 LinkedIn endorsements for "Java" - a language I haven't touched since 2014
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
thank god i have 14 LinkedIn endorsements for "Java" - a language I haven't touched since 2014
Cheap plentiful solar is a miracle
Centralized grids not needed - bottom-up solutions like this are the future!
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
Centralized grids not needed - bottom-up solutions like this are the future!
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
Why Solarpunk is already happening in Africa
Or: How Africa is building the future by skipping the past
climatedrift.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Cheap plentiful solar is a miracle
Centralized grids not needed - bottom-up solutions like this are the future!
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
Centralized grids not needed - bottom-up solutions like this are the future!
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
"(hosted mobile e2e testing service) is WAY too expensive!"
*proceeds to spend 3000 hours troubleshooting mac mini farm
*proceeds to spend 3000 hours troubleshooting mac mini farm
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"(hosted mobile e2e testing service) is WAY too expensive!"
*proceeds to spend 3000 hours troubleshooting mac mini farm
*proceeds to spend 3000 hours troubleshooting mac mini farm
over-documentation is often so much worse than under-documentation
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
over-documentation is often so much worse than under-documentation
Best Costco purchase ever
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Best Costco purchase ever