Justin Bird 🏴
@justinjbird.com
The digital projection of my mental self.
Organises @retrodata.live and @dataweekender.com runs a @codeclub.bsky.social, director of @swiftanalytics.uk.
swfta.uk/justin
Organises @retrodata.live and @dataweekender.com runs a @codeclub.bsky.social, director of @swiftanalytics.uk.
swfta.uk/justin
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Justin Bird 🏴
@justinjbird.com
· Jul 15
@andycutler.bsky.social and I are launching #RetroData 🎉
We wanted to run an event focused on practical guidance, real world experience and recommended practices.
🗣️ Want to speak? Call for speakers is here:
sessionize.com/retro-data-a...
📅 Want to attend? Join our meetup:
meetup.com/retro-data/
We wanted to run an event focused on practical guidance, real world experience and recommended practices.
🗣️ Want to speak? Call for speakers is here:
sessionize.com/retro-data-a...
📅 Want to attend? Join our meetup:
meetup.com/retro-data/
There is a growing trend on linkedin of writing a tech post and pair it with yourself in some random pose, whose idea was this?!?
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
There is a growing trend on linkedin of writing a tech post and pair it with yourself in some random pose, whose idea was this?!?
Reposted by Justin Bird 🏴
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Damn that's cold...the "what's new in Synapse Analytics" link directs to Microsoft Fabric 😆
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Damn that's cold...the "what's new in Synapse Analytics" link directs to Microsoft Fabric 😆
Reposted by Justin Bird 🏴
Reminds me of this "NYC cabbie" explaining counting in French to a passenger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmB...
Counting to 100 in French with a NYC Cabbie
YouTube video by MattColbo
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reminds me of this "NYC cabbie" explaining counting in French to a passenger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmB...
Reposted by Justin Bird 🏴
The local has been rebranded as a smokehouse brand that does "NFL Sundays". In practical terms that means that at 18:00 on a Sunday, if there is an NFL game on, the channel gets changed.
I can't help feeling for the person who has to switch on the NFL partway through LFC v MUFC today 🙈
I can't help feeling for the person who has to switch on the NFL partway through LFC v MUFC today 🙈
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The local has been rebranded as a smokehouse brand that does "NFL Sundays". In practical terms that means that at 18:00 on a Sunday, if there is an NFL game on, the channel gets changed.
I can't help feeling for the person who has to switch on the NFL partway through LFC v MUFC today 🙈
I can't help feeling for the person who has to switch on the NFL partway through LFC v MUFC today 🙈
A-ha this week’s #SongExploder is another great episode #TakeOnMe went on some journey!
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A-ha this week’s #SongExploder is another great episode #TakeOnMe went on some journey!
Reposted by Justin Bird 🏴
Short rambling.
kerrykolosko.com/make-your-bl...
kerrykolosko.com/make-your-bl...
Make your blogs stand-out from the crowd - EXPLORATIONS IN DATA STORYTELLING WITH POWER BI
When I first began blogging, I was stricken with a deep anxiety — writing was never my strong suit, and neither did I enjoy drawing attention to myself. Even now I still quietly post content, leaving ...
kerrykolosko.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Short rambling.
kerrykolosko.com/make-your-bl...
kerrykolosko.com/make-your-bl...
The enshittification of the interweb
October 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The enshittification of the interweb
I lost a friend recently. He has requested we all wear Welsh rugby tops to his funeral.
My mostly football-loving friend group is losing it's mind at having to acquire Welsh Rugby tops. What a guy 😆
My mostly football-loving friend group is losing it's mind at having to acquire Welsh Rugby tops. What a guy 😆
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I lost a friend recently. He has requested we all wear Welsh rugby tops to his funeral.
My mostly football-loving friend group is losing it's mind at having to acquire Welsh Rugby tops. What a guy 😆
My mostly football-loving friend group is losing it's mind at having to acquire Welsh Rugby tops. What a guy 😆
This site is remarkable 😆
replacement.ai
replacement.ai
Replacement.AI
Humans are no longer necessary. So we’re getting rid of them.
replacement.ai
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This site is remarkable 😆
replacement.ai
replacement.ai
First time I’ve not been able to finish a #DarknetDiaries episode. Bit of a mess, just me?
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
First time I’ve not been able to finish a #DarknetDiaries episode. Bit of a mess, just me?
Starting in one hour!
@brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
@brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Starting in one hour!
@brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
@brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
📅 Wed 2025-10-01
Tomorrow! @brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
Tomorrow! @brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
📅 Wed 2025-10-01
Tomorrow! @brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
Tomorrow! @brianbonk.bsky.social joins us to discuss working with #RealTimeIntelligence in #PowerBI. As #MicrosoftFabric continues to grow, more developers are working with this tech. Learn practical tools that you can apply today.
Join us! www.meetup.com/datawales/ev...
Reposted by Justin Bird 🏴
A lovely tribute to Phil Factor from @redgate 's founder:
Memories of Andrew Clarke, by Simon Galbraith
Simon Galbraith, co-founder of Redgate and one of the creators of Simple Talk, remembers Andrew Clarke.
www.red-gate.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A lovely tribute to Phil Factor from @redgate 's founder:
Cmon @duolingoverde.bsky.social I turned notifications off, that was a conscious decision.
Why have you gotta keep checking if I made the right decision 🤷🏻♂️ it feels like you tell me weekly “You’re missing out on notifications”.
I promise you I’m not.
Why have you gotta keep checking if I made the right decision 🤷🏻♂️ it feels like you tell me weekly “You’re missing out on notifications”.
I promise you I’m not.
September 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cmon @duolingoverde.bsky.social I turned notifications off, that was a conscious decision.
Why have you gotta keep checking if I made the right decision 🤷🏻♂️ it feels like you tell me weekly “You’re missing out on notifications”.
I promise you I’m not.
Why have you gotta keep checking if I made the right decision 🤷🏻♂️ it feels like you tell me weekly “You’re missing out on notifications”.
I promise you I’m not.
Miss18yo first year biochem student just asked me to help her install R and now I have this dawning realisation that I’m gonna have to learn R now
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Miss18yo first year biochem student just asked me to help her install R and now I have this dawning realisation that I’m gonna have to learn R now
Bought it. I did enjoy it. A wonderful celebration of Douglas Adams. Some awesome back stories and reflections on his view of the world and how that has panned out.
I was reminded of this from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and yeah…
I was reminded of this from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and yeah…
September 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Bought it. I did enjoy it. A wonderful celebration of Douglas Adams. Some awesome back stories and reflections on his view of the world and how that has panned out.
I was reminded of this from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and yeah…
I was reminded of this from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and yeah…
On my walk today I’m listening to a lovely discussion on Douglas Adams on the podcast Cautionary Tales
September 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
On my walk today I’m listening to a lovely discussion on Douglas Adams on the podcast Cautionary Tales
Reposted by Justin Bird 🏴
Please enjoy today, 25/9/2025, the last square date until 2116 (5^2/3^2/45^2).
September 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Please enjoy today, 25/9/2025, the last square date until 2116 (5^2/3^2/45^2).
Miss 15yo said "y'get me?" to me today, this was me pretty much...
a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
Alt: Jeff Bridges stirring a drink with an incredulous face...dude!
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Miss 15yo said "y'get me?" to me today, this was me pretty much...