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Justin Hashaw
@justinhashaw.bsky.social
29 (he/him)
The Bass Guitar is the Cuck Chair of the band
February 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I love and support all of my friends, but if you invite me to your improv comedy show, you will never see me again
January 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We are not glowing up, we are dimming
January 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Smart TVs are fucking stupid. Why do I have to download an update and restart my TV just to switch to HDMI 2? I will hang myself with the power cord next time
January 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Call her Spider-Man the way she Parkin' on my Peter
December 8, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Stalker 2 is just Far Cry 5 with autism
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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hold on, if a post is a skeet does that mean a quote post is a queef
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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I’m vegan but I chase prey animals to give them confidence
November 26, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I've been practicing beating the shit out of raccoons in case I ever end up homeless
November 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM
About to tear my birth certificate in half and see if I evaporate
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
If Bethesda announced they were leaning into the goofiness and wacky tone of Oblivion, I'd give them every cent I had for Elder Scrolls 6
November 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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"this looks like a PS2 game"

the fuck are you talking about PS2 games look great
November 21, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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real life needs a version of when you mess up so bad in a video game that you just give up and wait for the bad guys to kill you so you can restart
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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chat i love fall out boy
November 12, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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"what purpose does it serve to the plot?"

I thought it was pretty cool to write
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM