Justine Says So
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Still losing sleep over that thing in second grade. A hugger in a world of chin jutters.
I love my male friends. A smart, funny, supportive clan but their dating advice seems to include that I be nicer and more demure than I actually am so as to not scare a man off. Spoiler alert: this is never what the women in my life say to me. I’m dying alone with cats, cardigans, and novels, right?
September 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love my male friends. A smart, funny, supportive clan but their dating advice seems to include that I be nicer and more demure than I actually am so as to not scare a man off. Spoiler alert: this is never what the women in my life say to me. I’m dying alone with cats, cardigans, and novels, right?
In case you’re wondering why there’s someone called “Twatwaffle” in my phone.
May 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In case you’re wondering why there’s someone called “Twatwaffle” in my phone.
The internet today. Man arguing with a woman: “Simmer down, fleshlight”
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The internet today. Man arguing with a woman: “Simmer down, fleshlight”
According to the bag of potato chip I had for dinner last night, I hosted a party.
December 19, 2024 at 9:12 PM
According to the bag of potato chip I had for dinner last night, I hosted a party.
My idea: a horror film where a serial arsonist, driven insane by online dating, sets fire to men’s houses then leaves a spray painted message on a slab of slate reading, “You feeling a spark between us now, Champ?”
December 16, 2024 at 1:26 PM
My idea: a horror film where a serial arsonist, driven insane by online dating, sets fire to men’s houses then leaves a spray painted message on a slab of slate reading, “You feeling a spark between us now, Champ?”
I have a December birthday. Things I refuse to do to celebrate: Christmas shop, wrap presents, play carols
Things I consistently do: cut my own bangs
Things I consistently do: cut my own bangs
December 13, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I have a December birthday. Things I refuse to do to celebrate: Christmas shop, wrap presents, play carols
Things I consistently do: cut my own bangs
Things I consistently do: cut my own bangs
I am so jealous that I didn’t come up with this
employer: your resume says you were once the principal dancer in the Spandau Ballet?
me: this much is true
me: this much is true
December 13, 2024 at 10:36 AM
I am so jealous that I didn’t come up with this
Happy Taylor Swift’s Birthday for those who celebrate.
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Happy Taylor Swift’s Birthday for those who celebrate.
I feel so stupid to have this pointed out to me.
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I feel so stupid to have this pointed out to me.
I should have one of those MedicAlert bracelets to tell people I’m probably just hangry.
December 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I should have one of those MedicAlert bracelets to tell people I’m probably just hangry.
That’s an awfully forgiving assessment
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
That’s an awfully forgiving assessment
I feel like my Spotify Unwrapped is going to be pivotal in my supervillain origin story
December 4, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I feel like my Spotify Unwrapped is going to be pivotal in my supervillain origin story
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I went on a date with a man who had a graduate degree, an IMDB page, great taste in books, movies, and art, but no working toilet in his home. No water or sewer connections and he had the temerity to send this little gem.
November 25, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I went on a date with a man who had a graduate degree, an IMDB page, great taste in books, movies, and art, but no working toilet in his home. No water or sewer connections and he had the temerity to send this little gem.
Dr. Oz, huh? Is he saving Dr. Pepper for FDA?
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Dr. Oz, huh? Is he saving Dr. Pepper for FDA?
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"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."
Robert Frost
Robert Frost
November 20, 2024 at 11:06 AM
"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."
Robert Frost
Robert Frost
