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Justine
@justine.cool
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Mistress of none. Unwellness expert. Etymology fangirl.
Ⓥ for the animals. You may know me as @ctrlaltjustine
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4 ways to mind your business.
Screenshot of a NYTimes article. Title: 4 Ways to Cut Back on Salt Subheader: About 90 percent of Americans eat too much. We asked experts how to consume less. Article image: A salt shaker filled with a brown, unknown granulated substance (presumably a salt replacement) on top of a mound of salt.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Happy November y’all 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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This RadioShack phone was the last phone I ever loved.
Clear house phone with a neon light at the bottom in a blue hue.
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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"Berlin is a vegan paradise!"

The food in Berlin:
Two shots with screen dialogue of a scene in the film Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, where her character originally says, "Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking." photoshopped to now say, "Vietnamese food? In Berlin?"
October 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Someone: That's the last straw!
Me:
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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lmao
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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24+ hrs after Ludo and I were separated, now reunited 🥰
Black suitcase in a room with carpet and drapes.
August 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Chilaquiles are the solution.
Bowl of chilaquiles verdes and refried beans topped with salsa roja, onions, crema, and cilantro next to a knife and fork.
August 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Bananas are just *better* blended.
Green smoothie in a short glass with a straw on a wooden table in front of a vase with blooming pink lilies.
August 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Apparently the only way I’m consuming fruit this weekend is by blending it.
Purple smoothie in a short glass with a straw on a wooden table in front of a vase with partially blooming pink lilies.
August 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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pov: you’re at my house for lunch
Three tacos on a plate on a table filled with vegan chorizo and potato topped with white onion and cilantro surrounded by containers of salsa verde, salsa roja, and limes.
August 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Just remembered that Batteries Not Included exists 🥹
Still image of Jessica Tandy and an extraterrestrial in a diner kitchen from the 1987 film Batteries Not Included.
July 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Forecast tomorrow is inching closer to 100F :(
Justine's handmade shitty graphic: a field of grass and wildflowers with an American Standard HVAC unit surrounded by butterflies and sparkles with sparkly text that says, "Missing you".
July 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM