Justin Bailey
@justinbailey.bsky.social
Promotions Assistant / A&R @ Tinderbox Music • Hay Bales the Producer • National Treasure Enthusiast • He/Him • Bucks In Six 🦌
don’t forget to vote today!! 💜
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
don’t forget to vote today!! 💜
Me, last night: wow this Taco Bell breakfast salsa rocks! I can’t get enough of it!
Me, so far today:
Me, so far today:
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Me, last night: wow this Taco Bell breakfast salsa rocks! I can’t get enough of it!
Me, so far today:
Me, so far today:
this absolutely unhinged billboard recently went up in downtown minneapolis
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this absolutely unhinged billboard recently went up in downtown minneapolis
ALERT: Kristi Noem holding 'ICE OPERATIONS' press conference to discuss Trump admin immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ALERT: Kristi Noem holding 'ICE OPERATIONS' press conference to discuss Trump admin immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
"He tells it like it is!"
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He tells it like it is!"
BREAKING: The FBI has released images of the inscribed shell casing found at the scene of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
BREAKING: The FBI has released images of the inscribed shell casing found at the scene of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY BOOK: Another shocking revelation comes to light via a leaked excerpt by a confidential source, straight from the "bawdy birthday book" given to Jeffrey Epstein by close personal friends on his 50th birthday.
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY BOOK: Another shocking revelation comes to light via a leaked excerpt by a confidential source, straight from the "bawdy birthday book" given to Jeffrey Epstein by close personal friends on his 50th birthday.
Wearing this shirt at the grocery store; 70 year old woman approaches.
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wearing this shirt at the grocery store; 70 year old woman approaches.
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
when you boycott Cracker Barrel you’re not making some woke liberal CEO cry tears of regret inside his third vacation home, you’re harming the hard working golf tees that have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to chase the American dream 🇺🇸🦅
August 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
when you boycott Cracker Barrel you’re not making some woke liberal CEO cry tears of regret inside his third vacation home, you’re harming the hard working golf tees that have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to chase the American dream 🇺🇸🦅
my coworker notifying me that the Anoka business park poop bandit has struck again
August 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
my coworker notifying me that the Anoka business park poop bandit has struck again
*narrator voice*
a stunning new BOMBSHELL has entered the villa! 😍👀
*a fucking Clydesdale horse walks in*
a stunning new BOMBSHELL has entered the villa! 😍👀
*a fucking Clydesdale horse walks in*
July 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
*narrator voice*
a stunning new BOMBSHELL has entered the villa! 😍👀
*a fucking Clydesdale horse walks in*
a stunning new BOMBSHELL has entered the villa! 😍👀
*a fucking Clydesdale horse walks in*
Local turtle lover, @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social, has notified me that the turtle scene at Loring Park is “unreal” right now 🐢
July 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Local turtle lover, @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social, has notified me that the turtle scene at Loring Park is “unreal” right now 🐢
NEW PIZZA PLACE ALERT! 🍕
Franklin Pizza just opened today! It’s in the old $5 Pizza building on E Franklin Ave near Electric Fetus!
All pies are 14” with tons of specialty options and Halal meat! Also a small coffee shop attached that will be opening soon!
Gave it a try and was 5 ⭐️’s!
Franklin Pizza just opened today! It’s in the old $5 Pizza building on E Franklin Ave near Electric Fetus!
All pies are 14” with tons of specialty options and Halal meat! Also a small coffee shop attached that will be opening soon!
Gave it a try and was 5 ⭐️’s!
June 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
NEW PIZZA PLACE ALERT! 🍕
Franklin Pizza just opened today! It’s in the old $5 Pizza building on E Franklin Ave near Electric Fetus!
All pies are 14” with tons of specialty options and Halal meat! Also a small coffee shop attached that will be opening soon!
Gave it a try and was 5 ⭐️’s!
Franklin Pizza just opened today! It’s in the old $5 Pizza building on E Franklin Ave near Electric Fetus!
All pies are 14” with tons of specialty options and Halal meat! Also a small coffee shop attached that will be opening soon!
Gave it a try and was 5 ⭐️’s!
never forget what they took from us
April 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
never forget what they took from us
get me to God’s country
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
get me to God’s country
I got my current iPhone in January 2020 so it’s like… pretty cooked at this point lmao but for a few months I’ve been saying it feels like my autocorrect is getting worse (which doesn’t even make sense) but like..?? You’ve really got nothing??
February 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I got my current iPhone in January 2020 so it’s like… pretty cooked at this point lmao but for a few months I’ve been saying it feels like my autocorrect is getting worse (which doesn’t even make sense) but like..?? You’ve really got nothing??
imagine making a trade so bad there’s fear that you might get luigi’d lmaoooo
February 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
imagine making a trade so bad there’s fear that you might get luigi’d lmaoooo
me when I saw Todd Glass at the GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
me when I saw Todd Glass at the GRAMMYs
this shit absolutely slaps ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
this shit absolutely slaps ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
you know what’s funny this is literally what I was trying to view lmao was showing Liz what the building is 😂
January 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
you know what’s funny this is literally what I was trying to view lmao was showing Liz what the building is 😂
when @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social has to work a dance night so you take two edibles at home and break out these bad boys 🤘🏻🛹
January 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
when @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social has to work a dance night so you take two edibles at home and break out these bad boys 🤘🏻🛹
my girl would have Luigi out by sunrise
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 AM
my girl would have Luigi out by sunrise