Justin Bailey
@justinbailey.bsky.social
Promotions Assistant / A&R @ Tinderbox Music • Hay Bales the Producer • National Treasure Enthusiast • He/Him • Bucks In Six 🦌
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Thank you District 4, and the supporters who carried this victory! Once I’m a bit more healed up, we will definitely be celebrating this win- the vision of parks for everyone is something we can all share and bring to fruition.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thank you District 4, and the supporters who carried this victory! Once I’m a bit more healed up, we will definitely be celebrating this win- the vision of parks for everyone is something we can all share and bring to fruition.
don’t forget to vote today!! 💜
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
don’t forget to vote today!! 💜
Me, last night: wow this Taco Bell breakfast salsa rocks! I can’t get enough of it!
Me, so far today:
Me, so far today:
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Me, last night: wow this Taco Bell breakfast salsa rocks! I can’t get enough of it!
Me, so far today:
Me, so far today:
this absolutely unhinged billboard recently went up in downtown minneapolis
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this absolutely unhinged billboard recently went up in downtown minneapolis
Traffic backed up into the Lowry tunnel, got out of my car to touch the wall just to see what that’s like.
Exhilarating.
Exhilarating.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Traffic backed up into the Lowry tunnel, got out of my car to touch the wall just to see what that’s like.
Exhilarating.
Exhilarating.
If the One Minute Tours guy has a million haters, then I am one of them.
If the One Minute Tours guy has only one hater, then that is me.
If the One Minute Tours guy has no haters, that means I am no longer on Earth.
If the world is for the One Minute Tours guy, then I am against the world.
If the One Minute Tours guy has only one hater, then that is me.
If the One Minute Tours guy has no haters, that means I am no longer on Earth.
If the world is for the One Minute Tours guy, then I am against the world.
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If the One Minute Tours guy has a million haters, then I am one of them.
If the One Minute Tours guy has only one hater, then that is me.
If the One Minute Tours guy has no haters, that means I am no longer on Earth.
If the world is for the One Minute Tours guy, then I am against the world.
If the One Minute Tours guy has only one hater, then that is me.
If the One Minute Tours guy has no haters, that means I am no longer on Earth.
If the world is for the One Minute Tours guy, then I am against the world.
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please stop trying to make the two minute tours TikTok guy into some sort of legitimate journalist
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
please stop trying to make the two minute tours TikTok guy into some sort of legitimate journalist
ALERT: Kristi Noem holding 'ICE OPERATIONS' press conference to discuss Trump admin immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ALERT: Kristi Noem holding 'ICE OPERATIONS' press conference to discuss Trump admin immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH at 4:30 CT!
A trusted source within a local labor union indicates she'll be speaking at the BISHOP HENRY WHIPPLE Federal Building at Fort Snelling!
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hearing from trusted sources this will be at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building at Fort Snelling.
October 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hearing from trusted sources this will be at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building at Fort Snelling.
Dollar General CEO when they find another vacant Walgreens building in rural America
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dollar General CEO when they find another vacant Walgreens building in rural America
inside me there are two wolves: one that needs to have a productive day in the office because of an upcoming vacation, and one that needs to spend hours on Reddit dissecting the intricacies of Giannis Antetokounmpo's personal life and the impact that has on his future with the Milwaukee Bucks.
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
inside me there are two wolves: one that needs to have a productive day in the office because of an upcoming vacation, and one that needs to spend hours on Reddit dissecting the intricacies of Giannis Antetokounmpo's personal life and the impact that has on his future with the Milwaukee Bucks.
"He tells it like it is!"
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He tells it like it is!"
BREAKING: The FBI has released images of the inscribed shell casing found at the scene of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
BREAKING: The FBI has released images of the inscribed shell casing found at the scene of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
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Want 2 free tickets to see retro pop-soul star Haley Reinhart on Sept. 16 at The Dakota? Hit repost for a chance to win!
September 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Want 2 free tickets to see retro pop-soul star Haley Reinhart on Sept. 16 at The Dakota? Hit repost for a chance to win!
EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY BOOK: Another shocking revelation comes to light via a leaked excerpt by a confidential source, straight from the "bawdy birthday book" given to Jeffrey Epstein by close personal friends on his 50th birthday.
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY BOOK: Another shocking revelation comes to light via a leaked excerpt by a confidential source, straight from the "bawdy birthday book" given to Jeffrey Epstein by close personal friends on his 50th birthday.
Wearing this shirt at the grocery store; 70 year old woman approaches.
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wearing this shirt at the grocery store; 70 year old woman approaches.
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
Lady: I’m sorry but I have to ask… what is a Moo Deng?
Me: *explains the concept of an internet famous pygmy hippo in Thailand*
Lady: Oh I’m not on social media. So it’s like if I said “Secretariat ate my baby?”
Me: Yes, 100%
melt the fucking guns
August 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
melt the fucking guns
oh yeah I’m definitely staying off the internet for the rest of the day
August 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
oh yeah I’m definitely staying off the internet for the rest of the day
when you boycott Cracker Barrel you’re not making some woke liberal CEO cry tears of regret inside his third vacation home, you’re harming the hard working golf tees that have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to chase the American dream 🇺🇸🦅
August 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
when you boycott Cracker Barrel you’re not making some woke liberal CEO cry tears of regret inside his third vacation home, you’re harming the hard working golf tees that have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to chase the American dream 🇺🇸🦅
decided to work from home today and it turns out the neighbors are having a very large, very precarious tree chopped down by three guys in a bucket truck… so if you need me I’ll be outside watching that 👀
August 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
decided to work from home today and it turns out the neighbors are having a very large, very precarious tree chopped down by three guys in a bucket truck… so if you need me I’ll be outside watching that 👀
my coworker notifying me that the Anoka business park poop bandit has struck again
August 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
my coworker notifying me that the Anoka business park poop bandit has struck again
if you listen to AI generated music you're a fucking loser
August 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
if you listen to AI generated music you're a fucking loser
Korn’s cover of “Word Up!” is easily a top ten cover of all time 🌽
August 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Korn’s cover of “Word Up!” is easily a top ten cover of all time 🌽
not once in my entire life have I said “oh no thanks, I’ve heard enough Billy Joel for today!” just fuckin’ keep ‘em coming
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
not once in my entire life have I said “oh no thanks, I’ve heard enough Billy Joel for today!” just fuckin’ keep ‘em coming