Justin Spencer
@justinasaurus.bsky.social
human squidward | not a werewolf | afraid of bees
horror movies 👻📼 | video games 🎮 | detroit lions & red wings 🦁🐙 | also enthusiastic about Godzilla, Kermit the Frog, and drunk cigarettes
horror movies 👻📼 | video games 🎮 | detroit lions & red wings 🦁🐙 | also enthusiastic about Godzilla, Kermit the Frog, and drunk cigarettes
Pinned
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Yeah sure, Werner Herzog
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yeah sure, Werner Herzog
This is going to be a sick headache tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This is going to be a sick headache tomorrow
Yesterday was Shay’s birthday, I am a very lucky dumbass.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Yesterday was Shay’s birthday, I am a very lucky dumbass.
If I remember anything about drunk tweeting, it’s all about volume.
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If I remember anything about drunk tweeting, it’s all about volume.
If Osgood Perkins wanted to put out an insane new movie that’s exactly my kind of shit every 9ish months forever, that’d be really cool.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If Osgood Perkins wanted to put out an insane new movie that’s exactly my kind of shit every 9ish months forever, that’d be really cool.
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That’s enough tv for today, I think.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
That’s enough tv for today, I think.
Again, fuck this
Turns out you actually can make a Vilma broadcast worse
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Again, fuck this
Turns out you actually can make a Vilma broadcast worse
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Turns out you actually can make a Vilma broadcast worse
Somehow my favorite headline of the day so far.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Somehow my favorite headline of the day so far.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
Ready to run out of candy too early again
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ready to run out of candy too early again
TIL like half of my job needs AWS US East - 1 to be up.
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
TIL like half of my job needs AWS US East - 1 to be up.
I should sleep because I have to wake up early to fly home, but Edward Scissorhands is on HBO in the hotel so…
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I should sleep because I have to wake up early to fly home, but Edward Scissorhands is on HBO in the hotel so…
The stars at night are big and bright!
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The stars at night are big and bright!
The post Fantastic Fest break from going to see movies lasted 8 days lol
October 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The post Fantastic Fest break from going to see movies lasted 8 days lol
Regularly scheduled Boris break
October 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Regularly scheduled Boris break
Spooky-ed up the house
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Spooky-ed up the house
Done with our fourth time at Fantastic Fest! Already can’t wait for next year
September 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Done with our fourth time at Fantastic Fest! Already can’t wait for next year
12 movies down, 22 to go!
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
12 movies down, 22 to go!
Back in Austin for our fourth Fantastic Fest! Ready to test the limits of how much time someone can spend in a movie theater in an eight day window.
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Back in Austin for our fourth Fantastic Fest! Ready to test the limits of how much time someone can spend in a movie theater in an eight day window.
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The Detroit Lions Take Down The Bears At Home 🦁💙
September 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Detroit Lions Take Down The Bears At Home 🦁💙