Dale Kennemer
@justhereforlaughs.bsky.social
I'm a middle-aged misanthrope and a Southern born natural contrarian. Last living member of my immediate family.
Does anyone else feel like our world is moving closer and closer to that of Logan's Run (the TV movie version), in which a small cabal of old rich men control the birth, lives, and death of an easily controlled population under 30 years old?
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Does anyone else feel like our world is moving closer and closer to that of Logan's Run (the TV movie version), in which a small cabal of old rich men control the birth, lives, and death of an easily controlled population under 30 years old?
Sydney Sweeney likely only did the film "Christy" thinking it would give her Charlize Theron "Monster" level Oscar buzz. The problem for Sydney is she doesn't have Charlize level talent. #sydneysweeney #christy #goodjeans
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sydney Sweeney likely only did the film "Christy" thinking it would give her Charlize Theron "Monster" level Oscar buzz. The problem for Sydney is she doesn't have Charlize level talent. #sydneysweeney #christy #goodjeans
Dick Chaney had to return to his original position as ruler of Hades. The ironic part is even he was a critic of the enormous steatorrhea filled dementia-riddled tangerine potentate.
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dick Chaney had to return to his original position as ruler of Hades. The ironic part is even he was a critic of the enormous steatorrhea filled dementia-riddled tangerine potentate.
"The fight among men is not between good and evil, but between opposing ideas of good."
#goodvsevil #good #evil
#goodvsevil #good #evil
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"The fight among men is not between good and evil, but between opposing ideas of good."
#goodvsevil #good #evil
#goodvsevil #good #evil
I could've joined ICE, but they found out my parents were married.
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I could've joined ICE, but they found out my parents were married.
I’m just saying if ICE agents or National Guardsmen point a gun at an American for protesting, they’re probably allergic to the clit
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m just saying if ICE agents or National Guardsmen point a gun at an American for protesting, they’re probably allergic to the clit
I can't decide if what I'm seeing is a product of selective inbreeding or post apocalyptic mutants. #RichardStrocher
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I can't decide if what I'm seeing is a product of selective inbreeding or post apocalyptic mutants. #RichardStrocher
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles after series of scandals
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles after series of scandals
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
Living in Amerika.
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Living in Amerika.
"The morning after pill isn't new. It just used to be called 'throwing yourself down the stairs'"
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"The morning after pill isn't new. It just used to be called 'throwing yourself down the stairs'"
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
I wonder if Corey Lewandowski, ICE agents, and Benny Johnson would be just as excited to attend the Super Bowl Halftime show if Vanilla Ice was the featured performer instead of Bad Bunny
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wonder if Corey Lewandowski, ICE agents, and Benny Johnson would be just as excited to attend the Super Bowl Halftime show if Vanilla Ice was the featured performer instead of Bad Bunny
You know, if I ordered a whole truck load of pompous pricks and they only sent White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, I'd pay for the whole shipment.
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You know, if I ordered a whole truck load of pompous pricks and they only sent White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, I'd pay for the whole shipment.
“Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.”
-- Doug Stanhope
-- Doug Stanhope
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.”
-- Doug Stanhope
-- Doug Stanhope
People making $40,000 a year or less defending billionaires = Chickens defending Chick-fil-A
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
People making $40,000 a year or less defending billionaires = Chickens defending Chick-fil-A
Jimmy Kimmel told Variety over the summer that he hoped "even my colleagues on the right will support my right to say what I like" if Trump ever started "coming after comedians."
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
September 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Jimmy Kimmel told Variety over the summer that he hoped "even my colleagues on the right will support my right to say what I like" if Trump ever started "coming after comedians."
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
JD Vance appears to wear more makeup than a drag queen
September 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance appears to wear more makeup than a drag queen
Reposted by Dale Kennemer
For those who may not be aware, Hulu is owned by Disney, who also owns ABC.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulu
Hulu - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
For those who may not be aware, Hulu is owned by Disney, who also owns ABC.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulu
Reposted by Dale Kennemer
Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Reposted by Dale Kennemer
Reposted by Dale Kennemer
At least all the anti-cancel culture libertarian free speech folks will come to Jimmy Kimmel’s defense now, right?
September 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
At least all the anti-cancel culture libertarian free speech folks will come to Jimmy Kimmel’s defense now, right?
Reposted by Dale Kennemer
Listen carefully to what Jimmy Kimmel said...
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Listen carefully to what Jimmy Kimmel said...
The most ironic thing about the current uproar over Jimmy Kimmel is the fact the people who are upset are people who didn't watch his series anyway.
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The most ironic thing about the current uproar over Jimmy Kimmel is the fact the people who are upset are people who didn't watch his series anyway.
It feels like nine out of every ten people in the United States have been possessed by the spirit of Eric Cartman #SouthPark
September 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It feels like nine out of every ten people in the United States have been possessed by the spirit of Eric Cartman #SouthPark