Mort Crim
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You know who pissed me off?
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who *permanently* cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my CHUMP OF THE WEEK
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who *permanently* cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my CHUMP OF THE WEEK
April 26, 2024 at 11:56 PM
You know who pissed me off?
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who *permanently* cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my CHUMP OF THE WEEK
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who *permanently* cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my CHUMP OF THE WEEK
And while the cats were away, the mice escaped, as shown in this security footage:
April 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
And while the cats were away, the mice escaped, as shown in this security footage:
The honey-boy in question, Sam "the man" Duvet was confirmed to be a prostitute thanks to the following unreleased ad:
April 6, 2024 at 11:43 AM
The honey-boy in question, Sam "the man" Duvet was confirmed to be a prostitute thanks to the following unreleased ad:
You know who pissed me off?
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who permanently cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my "Chump of the Week."
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who permanently cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my "Chump of the Week."
March 31, 2024 at 7:27 AM
You know who pissed me off?
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who permanently cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my "Chump of the Week."
Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who permanently cancelled pizza Fridays.
Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
You, sir, are a pepperoni.
And you are my "Chump of the Week."