Three otters in a human suit
@justducky42.bsky.social
Chronically awkward, quietly creative, punk rock in a cardigan, she/her, cis/het(ish)
A reminder to my fellow serotonin-challenged friends that live in the Northern Hemisphere:
SSRIs can and will reduce your tolerance to heat, so remember to:
SSRIs can and will reduce your tolerance to heat, so remember to:
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A reminder to my fellow serotonin-challenged friends that live in the Northern Hemisphere:
SSRIs can and will reduce your tolerance to heat, so remember to:
SSRIs can and will reduce your tolerance to heat, so remember to:
Dear Iran:
Be strategic if/when you strike back.
Lots of us aren't responsible for this shit.
Love and inshallah,
Ducky
Be strategic if/when you strike back.
Lots of us aren't responsible for this shit.
Love and inshallah,
Ducky
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dear Iran:
Be strategic if/when you strike back.
Lots of us aren't responsible for this shit.
Love and inshallah,
Ducky
Be strategic if/when you strike back.
Lots of us aren't responsible for this shit.
Love and inshallah,
Ducky
I know what they're trying to celebrate in DC.
I hope it's the last opportunity they have.
I hope it's the last opportunity they have.
June 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I know what they're trying to celebrate in DC.
I hope it's the last opportunity they have.
I hope it's the last opportunity they have.
Good morning!
What part of the Constitution is going to be used as toilet paper today?
What part of the Constitution is going to be used as toilet paper today?
June 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning!
What part of the Constitution is going to be used as toilet paper today?
What part of the Constitution is going to be used as toilet paper today?
It's like watching the high school couple that took over the prom committee (and ruined prom because it was cheap and tacky because they blew the budget on tuxes) break up and all of a sudden air their dirty laundry and tell people that didn't even go to their school to pick a side.
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's like watching the high school couple that took over the prom committee (and ruined prom because it was cheap and tacky because they blew the budget on tuxes) break up and all of a sudden air their dirty laundry and tell people that didn't even go to their school to pick a side.
Shatner has a better toupee than DJT.
Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
June 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Shatner has a better toupee than DJT.
Okay, fine, I will sign in to live-Sky the Eurovision Song Contest finale from an Oklahoman's point of view.
Unless/until something comes up.
Or I get bored.
Or I can't think of anything else to say.
Unless/until something comes up.
Or I get bored.
Or I can't think of anything else to say.
May 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Okay, fine, I will sign in to live-Sky the Eurovision Song Contest finale from an Oklahoman's point of view.
Unless/until something comes up.
Or I get bored.
Or I can't think of anything else to say.
Unless/until something comes up.
Or I get bored.
Or I can't think of anything else to say.
Drop a like if you want to look like Demi Moore when you grow up. #Oscars2025
March 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Drop a like if you want to look like Demi Moore when you grow up. #Oscars2025
Slava Ukrani.
March 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Slava Ukrani.
I think that the MAGAts can shut up about America owning Canada.
Because Canada owns America.
In hockey.
Which is all that matters.
Forgot where I was going with this, but Yay Canada.
Because Canada owns America.
In hockey.
Which is all that matters.
Forgot where I was going with this, but Yay Canada.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I think that the MAGAts can shut up about America owning Canada.
Because Canada owns America.
In hockey.
Which is all that matters.
Forgot where I was going with this, but Yay Canada.
Because Canada owns America.
In hockey.
Which is all that matters.
Forgot where I was going with this, but Yay Canada.
Last night's dream:
Traveling with @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social across the country to perform at various award shows.
I started as a glorified roadie, ended up playing Alice in Wonderland (there was a wig involved - I'm brunette).
Freud or Jung?
Traveling with @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social across the country to perform at various award shows.
I started as a glorified roadie, ended up playing Alice in Wonderland (there was a wig involved - I'm brunette).
Freud or Jung?
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Last night's dream:
Traveling with @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social across the country to perform at various award shows.
I started as a glorified roadie, ended up playing Alice in Wonderland (there was a wig involved - I'm brunette).
Freud or Jung?
Traveling with @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social across the country to perform at various award shows.
I started as a glorified roadie, ended up playing Alice in Wonderland (there was a wig involved - I'm brunette).
Freud or Jung?
So. Lately I've been mildly obsessed with this song:
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats to the lamp post!
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats, We'll hang them!
(Let's see if this will get me on a Watch List.)
youtu.be/5hTMYk7orHw?...
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats to the lamp post!
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats, We'll hang them!
(Let's see if this will get me on a Watch List.)
youtu.be/5hTMYk7orHw?...
Gojira - Mea Culpa (Ah! Ça ira!) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Gojira
youtu.be
February 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So. Lately I've been mildly obsessed with this song:
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats to the lamp post!
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats, We'll hang them!
(Let's see if this will get me on a Watch List.)
youtu.be/5hTMYk7orHw?...
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats to the lamp post!
Ah! It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine
Aristocrats, We'll hang them!
(Let's see if this will get me on a Watch List.)
youtu.be/5hTMYk7orHw?...
Hi.
Forty-eight-year-old woman of negligible melanin here.
The message in last night's Super Bowl halftime was not for me.
And I appreciated that.
I still appreciated the message. Because it needed to be said.
And it was done to a decent rhythm.
Forty-eight-year-old woman of negligible melanin here.
The message in last night's Super Bowl halftime was not for me.
And I appreciated that.
I still appreciated the message. Because it needed to be said.
And it was done to a decent rhythm.
February 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hi.
Forty-eight-year-old woman of negligible melanin here.
The message in last night's Super Bowl halftime was not for me.
And I appreciated that.
I still appreciated the message. Because it needed to be said.
And it was done to a decent rhythm.
Forty-eight-year-old woman of negligible melanin here.
The message in last night's Super Bowl halftime was not for me.
And I appreciated that.
I still appreciated the message. Because it needed to be said.
And it was done to a decent rhythm.
It's my birthday.
I'd like a little justice, please.
(And just in case somebody tries to Monkey Paw my old ass, include that gift receipt.)
I'd like a little justice, please.
(And just in case somebody tries to Monkey Paw my old ass, include that gift receipt.)
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's my birthday.
I'd like a little justice, please.
(And just in case somebody tries to Monkey Paw my old ass, include that gift receipt.)
I'd like a little justice, please.
(And just in case somebody tries to Monkey Paw my old ass, include that gift receipt.)
If you told me in the 1990s that Donald Trump would be trying to destroy the nation and Flavor Flav would be attempting to fix it...
Flavor Flav Launches Fundraiser for Black Families Displaced by Wildfires: "Let’s Make L.A. Strong, Baby"
Flavor Flav Launches Fundraiser for Black Families Displaced by Wildfires: ‘Let’s Make L.A. Strong, Baby’
Flavor Flav has launched a fundraiser supporting Black families displaced by the Los Angeles wildfires. Get the details.
www.billboard.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you told me in the 1990s that Donald Trump would be trying to destroy the nation and Flavor Flav would be attempting to fix it...
It's basic geography - you learned it in high school.
It's right there on all the maps.
It's been the Gulf of Mexico all this time, and you can't make me change my mind. Live with it.
...Did I do that right? I seem to be missing a vital asshole gene.
It's right there on all the maps.
It's been the Gulf of Mexico all this time, and you can't make me change my mind. Live with it.
...Did I do that right? I seem to be missing a vital asshole gene.
January 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's basic geography - you learned it in high school.
It's right there on all the maps.
It's been the Gulf of Mexico all this time, and you can't make me change my mind. Live with it.
...Did I do that right? I seem to be missing a vital asshole gene.
It's right there on all the maps.
It's been the Gulf of Mexico all this time, and you can't make me change my mind. Live with it.
...Did I do that right? I seem to be missing a vital asshole gene.
It was as cold here in BFE Oklahoma (and snowing some!) as it was in DC today.
I hate the cold.
I managed to run errands in it anyway.
Just saying.
I hate the cold.
I managed to run errands in it anyway.
Just saying.
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It was as cold here in BFE Oklahoma (and snowing some!) as it was in DC today.
I hate the cold.
I managed to run errands in it anyway.
Just saying.
I hate the cold.
I managed to run errands in it anyway.
Just saying.
I know it'd be tasteless to make a joke about William Henry Harrison today, simply because WHH didn't do anything to deserve it...
So consider this mention of him just getting it off my chest.
So consider this mention of him just getting it off my chest.
January 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I know it'd be tasteless to make a joke about William Henry Harrison today, simply because WHH didn't do anything to deserve it...
So consider this mention of him just getting it off my chest.
So consider this mention of him just getting it off my chest.
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Everything is terrible, or at least it feels like it.
As such, it's more important than ever to take some time for yourself. Remember to do something you enjoy, something that makes you smile, even if no one else understands why it gives you joy.
You owe yourself your mental health.
As such, it's more important than ever to take some time for yourself. Remember to do something you enjoy, something that makes you smile, even if no one else understands why it gives you joy.
You owe yourself your mental health.
January 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Everything is terrible, or at least it feels like it.
As such, it's more important than ever to take some time for yourself. Remember to do something you enjoy, something that makes you smile, even if no one else understands why it gives you joy.
You owe yourself your mental health.
As such, it's more important than ever to take some time for yourself. Remember to do something you enjoy, something that makes you smile, even if no one else understands why it gives you joy.
You owe yourself your mental health.
*finds an alternate to the Dumpster Fire*
*joins with a quickness*
*never posts*
*seldom visits*
*still glad it's here*
*joins with a quickness*
*never posts*
*seldom visits*
*still glad it's here*
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
*finds an alternate to the Dumpster Fire*
*joins with a quickness*
*never posts*
*seldom visits*
*still glad it's here*
*joins with a quickness*
*never posts*
*seldom visits*
*still glad it's here*
Mom wanted "LOTS" of gravy for Thanksgiving dinner.
Got a good-sized jar of the stuff. (The chicken recipe I'm using doesn't allow for good drippings for homemade.)
She says we need more.
...
Is my mother planning on drinking gravy on Thursday?
Got a good-sized jar of the stuff. (The chicken recipe I'm using doesn't allow for good drippings for homemade.)
She says we need more.
...
Is my mother planning on drinking gravy on Thursday?
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Mom wanted "LOTS" of gravy for Thanksgiving dinner.
Got a good-sized jar of the stuff. (The chicken recipe I'm using doesn't allow for good drippings for homemade.)
She says we need more.
...
Is my mother planning on drinking gravy on Thursday?
Got a good-sized jar of the stuff. (The chicken recipe I'm using doesn't allow for good drippings for homemade.)
She says we need more.
...
Is my mother planning on drinking gravy on Thursday?
Honest goddamn question:
How can you effectively look at the back of your head?
I'm asking for me.
How can you effectively look at the back of your head?
I'm asking for me.
November 20, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Honest goddamn question:
How can you effectively look at the back of your head?
I'm asking for me.
How can you effectively look at the back of your head?
I'm asking for me.
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he treated the 20-year-old the same as any other rookie, Lakers power forward LeBron James denied Wednesday that his son Bronny received preferential treatment when he lif...
theonion.com
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
Heard a great dismissive phrase that I'mma use when I can:
"Go with God and kiss my ass."
Wishes you well and tells you to go to hell in one breath.
Even better in Spanish: "Vaya con Dios y besame culo."
I think the next 4 years will see a lot of use of this...
"Go with God and kiss my ass."
Wishes you well and tells you to go to hell in one breath.
Even better in Spanish: "Vaya con Dios y besame culo."
I think the next 4 years will see a lot of use of this...
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Heard a great dismissive phrase that I'mma use when I can:
"Go with God and kiss my ass."
Wishes you well and tells you to go to hell in one breath.
Even better in Spanish: "Vaya con Dios y besame culo."
I think the next 4 years will see a lot of use of this...
"Go with God and kiss my ass."
Wishes you well and tells you to go to hell in one breath.
Even better in Spanish: "Vaya con Dios y besame culo."
I think the next 4 years will see a lot of use of this...