“hepatitis b is a sexually transmitted disease… we should give it to them when they’re 12 and fully formed”

how do i get old navy to make a matching adult shirt of this toddler shirt? me and my boy need to be goofing out in these streets

imagine hating ace people, and ace people are just at home like this

when we’re applying for my kid’s passport and the agent very cheerfully asks where we’re traveling

when you fight for months to get your kid’s medicaid sorted out and you finally get approved and then congress just

me @ the halsey tour announcement when i’m too broke and everything is terrible

“why do we even vaccinate kids for measles? no one has even died of measles in the last 10 years! it’s unnecessary!”

every day i log onto bluesky and i’m just like

y’all are really gonna tell me this whole album is a kindergartener now??? there’s literally no way

hey #halsey fam!

name: t (she/her)

big 3: ♏️☀️ ♎️🌙 ♊️ ⬆️

fun facts: i have love & power maryland trauma (just had another nightmare this week lol) BUT i was also at the siriusxm philly show (still in shock!)

one of my favorite halsey songs: all of iichliwp but my baby boy LOVES “darling” sooo 💕

every wholesome space needs a wholesome photo of my sweet cinnamon roll baby peanut