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she/her • halsey was right, i don’t wanna be somebody in america just fighting the hysteria
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every wholesome space needs a wholesome photo of my sweet cinnamon roll baby peanut
i love memes, i just don’t happen to think memes about those emails are funny at all actually!
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i love memes, i just don’t happen to think memes about those emails are funny at all actually!
two years ago today patient first told me i definitely wasn’t pregnant. never forget lmfao
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
two years ago today patient first told me i definitely wasn’t pregnant. never forget lmfao
i just really don’t think now is the time for that catchy mindless pop bullshit era??? multiple artists are letting me down big these days, i’mma go listen to hayley williams for the 137 millionth time
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i just really don’t think now is the time for that catchy mindless pop bullshit era??? multiple artists are letting me down big these days, i’mma go listen to hayley williams for the 137 millionth time
“hepatitis b is a sexually transmitted disease… we should give it to them when they’re 12 and fully formed”
September 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
“hepatitis b is a sexually transmitted disease… we should give it to them when they’re 12 and fully formed”
i ask people their pronouns as part of my job and something i keep running into is 95% of the people who get angry when i ask their pronouns literally don’t even know what pronouns are. like in terms of gender or just basic ass grammar. they can’t answer until i actually explain what a pronoun is.
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i ask people their pronouns as part of my job and something i keep running into is 95% of the people who get angry when i ask their pronouns literally don’t even know what pronouns are. like in terms of gender or just basic ass grammar. they can’t answer until i actually explain what a pronoun is.
i won therapy yesterday. my therapist asked about a symptom i was dealing with last time we met and i was like “oh that was right before we all thought that man was dead for 4 days, the dopamine rush actually healed me, i’m good” and i was genuinely concerned she was going to pee herself laughing
September 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i won therapy yesterday. my therapist asked about a symptom i was dealing with last time we met and i was like “oh that was right before we all thought that man was dead for 4 days, the dopamine rush actually healed me, i’m good” and i was genuinely concerned she was going to pee herself laughing
why is that man still alive
September 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
why is that man still alive
i guess taylor swift really did pop off when she said “i don’t want to exist so take me to florida”
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i guess taylor swift really did pop off when she said “i don’t want to exist so take me to florida”
i need senator elizabeth warren to legally adopt me
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i need senator elizabeth warren to legally adopt me
guiliani is really trying to go ahead and organize trump’s first rally in “heaven” but it’s gonna be four seasons (landscaping) all over again
August 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
guiliani is really trying to go ahead and organize trump’s first rally in “heaven” but it’s gonna be four seasons (landscaping) all over again
honestly we love a good 2 for 1 special 👀
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
honestly we love a good 2 for 1 special 👀
catching up on news from the week because i am a full-time working mom of a delightful little chaos kid and Y’ALL GOTTA TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT, IS IT HAPPENING??????
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
catching up on news from the week because i am a full-time working mom of a delightful little chaos kid and Y’ALL GOTTA TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT, IS IT HAPPENING??????
my biggest fear is that when The Thing happens, i will be at work meeting with a client and they will be like “oh shit it happened!” and we will have to reschedule because i will not be able to maintain professionalism or any level of therapeutic neutrality needed to do my job beyond that point
August 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my biggest fear is that when The Thing happens, i will be at work meeting with a client and they will be like “oh shit it happened!” and we will have to reschedule because i will not be able to maintain professionalism or any level of therapeutic neutrality needed to do my job beyond that point
tennessee is the actual state that people think texas is
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
tennessee is the actual state that people think texas is
ok but is taylor swift aware that it’s actually illegal for a straight woman to make a song called “honey”????
August 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ok but is taylor swift aware that it’s actually illegal for a straight woman to make a song called “honey”????
oh to be a toddler, unrestrained by societal expectations and free to fart with complete abandon
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
oh to be a toddler, unrestrained by societal expectations and free to fart with complete abandon
so amazon just doesn’t allow returns anymore???
August 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
so amazon just doesn’t allow returns anymore???
nothing hits harder than that part in “bananaphone” when raffi says “i’ll call the white house, have a chat” 😩
August 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
nothing hits harder than that part in “bananaphone” when raffi says “i’ll call the white house, have a chat” 😩
any time i’m asked what my religion is, i’m just gonna play “true believer” by hayley williams because JESUS CHRIST (literally)
August 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
any time i’m asked what my religion is, i’m just gonna play “true believer” by hayley williams because JESUS CHRIST (literally)
imagine losing your job because of your complete lack of boundaries with tiktok, then proceeding to post multiple times a day on tiktok about how hard it is to find a job 🙄
August 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
imagine losing your job because of your complete lack of boundaries with tiktok, then proceeding to post multiple times a day on tiktok about how hard it is to find a job 🙄
“i love you, it’s ruining my life” - me @ my job
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“i love you, it’s ruining my life” - me @ my job
we got my son the birthday bear at build-a-bear and we asked for a cupcake accessory for it and the person reached for the blue one and i was like “HEY BUDDY DO YOU WANT BLUE OR PINK” and he picked pink and that’s how my 1 year old is fighting the patriarchy by having a favorite color i guess
July 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
we got my son the birthday bear at build-a-bear and we asked for a cupcake accessory for it and the person reached for the blue one and i was like “HEY BUDDY DO YOU WANT BLUE OR PINK” and he picked pink and that’s how my 1 year old is fighting the patriarchy by having a favorite color i guess
so y’all just weren’t going to tell me that hayley williams released an ode to my soulmate antidepressant???
July 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
so y’all just weren’t going to tell me that hayley williams released an ode to my soulmate antidepressant???
[literally goes through one of the most traumatic days of my life] anyway, here’s “various storms and saints” by florence and the machine…
July 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
[literally goes through one of the most traumatic days of my life] anyway, here’s “various storms and saints” by florence and the machine…
oh no i need “old navy’s halloween collection for toddlers” money bad
July 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
oh no i need “old navy’s halloween collection for toddlers” money bad