If you need me, I'll be in the coat bath, using the normal sized shitter or the André The Giant shitter.

Literally....Chevy Chase

Be the change you wish to see in your waistline.

- Winston Churchill

Only time I saw Beck, his opening act was a guy, McRorie. Kickass one-man-band who did classic rock /metal covers and melted faces with an original about partying at the end of the world. Amazing. Beck was...ok. Got busy with my ex in the parking garage beforehand, so it was all good.

Memories. Lol

Calvin peeing "Yeah, Right" in a snowbank.

You can use my card. It's from 2001. I think they still had VHS movies there at that time. If not, you'll have to read the DVDs.

My store got rid of their gymkata mannequin, unfortunately.

What now?

Chicago's hottest nightclub is WAITRESS IN THE SKY.
Located in one of the filming locations of Shameless, this place has everything:
midget mall santas,
the guys who stand too close to the charging ports at O'Hare,
MTV's Dan Cortese,
folding chairs,
This place is so exclusive, it's already closed.

Baby Oil

a bunch of people you just want to hang out with for a couple hours: I Love You, Man
directed by former stuntmen/fight choreographers: Rad
Strippers who kill dudes: From Dusk Till Dawn
Italian sci fi: Super Mario Bros.
Giant monsters destroy things/each other: Monster Trucks (2016)

Next!

He's Zuckerberging.

It's still Mac and Cheese in the Midwest. Kraft Mac and Cheese if you're nasty.

That's like calling Mac and Cheese, "Noodle Casserole".

Norwegian. We pronounce it eyedee. Like I.D., but less pause between the letters. I haven't personally met anyone else other than family with my last name, so I can't verify other pronunciations.

I never would have guessed weeda, though.

My last name is Eide and I don't know how to pronounce Weide.