Just Bulky
@justbulky.com
Family Motto: 'Non grave, sed inhabile', 'It's not heavy, it's just bulky'.
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
Go-To guy. To-Go guy.
he/him
inches/ounces
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
Go-To guy. To-Go guy.
he/him
inches/ounces
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Just Bulky
@justbulky.com
· Sep 23
People who believe in The Rapture can all kiss my Left Behind (TM).
Ok.
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ok.
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Actress Staci Keanan, of TV's My Two Dads and Step By Step fame, quit acting and became a lawyer in the Los Angeles area under her birth name, Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Actress Staci Keanan, of TV's My Two Dads and Step By Step fame, quit acting and became a lawyer in the Los Angeles area under her birth name, Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
Guys.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Guys.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
What's wrong with my family?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What's wrong with my family?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
Maybe the real pig was the President in the White House we met along the way.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe the real pig was the President in the White House we met along the way.
Hi. This is a reminder that Neil Gaiman is a big piece of shit and knows it and can go fuck himself and owes me at least, like, $50 because I bought a bunch of his stuff and then I found out he likes to sexually assault women.
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hi. This is a reminder that Neil Gaiman is a big piece of shit and knows it and can go fuck himself and owes me at least, like, $50 because I bought a bunch of his stuff and then I found out he likes to sexually assault women.
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
Can stations stop censoring songs on the radio? Listen, we know the guy said "fuck" in the song. You bleeped out the "uc", but we still heard the "fk". We know. Just fucking stop.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Can stations stop censoring songs on the radio? Listen, we know the guy said "fuck" in the song. You bleeped out the "uc", but we still heard the "fk". We know. Just fucking stop.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
I know we want the Epstein list released, but how come nobody's talking about this? hightimes.com/news/politic...
Hemp Ban Hidden Inside Government Shutdown Bill. Mitch McConnell Backed The Move | High Times
As Congress scrambles to end the shutdown, Senate leaders slipped in language that would outlaw intoxicating hemp products nationwide. The provision, backed by Mitch McConnell, could wipe out most of ...
hightimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I know we want the Epstein list released, but how come nobody's talking about this? hightimes.com/news/politic...
She's so bent out of shape about Same-Sex marriages, she should be focusing on some-sex marriages, because we all know she's not getting those.
Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She's so bent out of shape about Same-Sex marriages, she should be focusing on some-sex marriages, because we all know she's not getting those.
Because most of them are British or what-the-fuck-ever, I can call them all a bunch of cunty cunts. James McAvoy...stupid eyebrow fuck. More like James McAvoID, amirite? Eh? EH?
‘Harry Potter’ Audible Books Cast Guide: All the Hollywood Stars Voicing Hogwarts Characters
Audible is releasing "Harry Potter" audio books with major Hollywood stars. See who's who in this cast guide.
variety.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Because most of them are British or what-the-fuck-ever, I can call them all a bunch of cunty cunts. James McAvoy...stupid eyebrow fuck. More like James McAvoID, amirite? Eh? EH?
Oh no. One of the parents of the kids in rock n roll choir named one of their other kids Egon.
Seriously.
Seriously.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh no. One of the parents of the kids in rock n roll choir named one of their other kids Egon.
Seriously.
Seriously.
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" by Bryan Adams is just Bryan singing to another guy.
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" by Bryan Adams is just Bryan singing to another guy.
Biz Markie wrote this lyric in 'Just a Friend':
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Biz Markie wrote this lyric in 'Just a Friend':
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Republicans.
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Fuck Trump. Fuck Republicans.
Jeez. Some of you people put WAAAAAY too much stock in sports. Calm the fuck down.
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jeez. Some of you people put WAAAAAY too much stock in sports. Calm the fuck down.
2 years of my kid in language immersion school. No class-wide health problems whatsoever.
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
2 years of my kid in language immersion school. No class-wide health problems whatsoever.
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
Watched pre-teeth-work Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl last night. Just a dumb product-of-its-time movie, but a time capsule nonetheless. The oddest thing was the ages of the parents in relation to their kids in the movie. Some age differences in real life were only, like, 11 years. WTF?
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Watched pre-teeth-work Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl last night. Just a dumb product-of-its-time movie, but a time capsule nonetheless. The oddest thing was the ages of the parents in relation to their kids in the movie. Some age differences in real life were only, like, 11 years. WTF?
How efficient is a silver bullet on a werewolf if you just graze it? Still deadly? I mean, what about the silver bullet makes it deadly? What killed werewolves before silver bullets were invented?
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How efficient is a silver bullet on a werewolf if you just graze it? Still deadly? I mean, what about the silver bullet makes it deadly? What killed werewolves before silver bullets were invented?
It's me.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's me.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
The reason why it's so easy for people to kiss Trump's ass is because he's 100% ass.
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The reason why it's so easy for people to kiss Trump's ass is because he's 100% ass.
