Analogue by catalogue could never!

We built an LLM to ensure c level continuity in case of any scandals or disasters like a sudden unfortunate development of integrity or a conscience. Optimizing the perfect balance of incompetence and malice was challenging but we achieved it.

We software people know biology is an easily reducible system. You biologists have just never been smart enough to actualize this, because if someone is smart they skip biology and go into computer science. This is also why our models don't align with your "data," you are doing experiments wrong!

We agree no amount of money is worth our RubeCo employee's health, which is why we pay them in company stock options!

Everyone is overreacting. NIH cuts are going to drastically reduce research output. LLMs will invent studies to replace the ones we aren't actually doing! Problem solved!

Techbio has to get up early to pull one over on the industry!

#riseandgrind

100x market valuation!!!

Milli Vanilli inspired us to change biotech forever and we founded RubeCo based on the same level of transparency and integrity.
#followyourdreams
#biotech
#techbio