ElizaBat
@justbats25.bsky.social
On the bat's back I do fly after summer merrily.
Just got snoozed via DM by my girl. #sleepygirl
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just got snoozed via DM by my girl. #sleepygirl
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It is a feminine trait to use the government to give you an advantage in trade via tariffs. The alpha male relishes competition, and seeks only to dominate his enemies on an equal footing, with honor.
(me desperately trying to keep the price of Nintendo Switch 2 under $500)
(me desperately trying to keep the price of Nintendo Switch 2 under $500)
April 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It is a feminine trait to use the government to give you an advantage in trade via tariffs. The alpha male relishes competition, and seeks only to dominate his enemies on an equal footing, with honor.
(me desperately trying to keep the price of Nintendo Switch 2 under $500)
(me desperately trying to keep the price of Nintendo Switch 2 under $500)
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The House is set to take up the SAVE Act this week, which would make voting significantly more difficult for millions of people.
Tell your representative to vote NO now.
Tell your representative to vote NO now.
Stop the SAVE Act
The SAVE Act would keep millions of people from being able to vote – and would shut countless eligible voters out of our democracy. Urge Congress to vote no now.
action.aclu.org
April 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The House is set to take up the SAVE Act this week, which would make voting significantly more difficult for millions of people.
Tell your representative to vote NO now.
Tell your representative to vote NO now.
What the actual fuck was I thinking?
April 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What the actual fuck was I thinking?
Yesterday after a 4 hour awkward lunch: “I’m pretty sure I don’t like white women”
Today waking up with a flushed face and a massively swollen eye: “I think I’m actually allergic to white women.”
Today waking up with a flushed face and a massively swollen eye: “I think I’m actually allergic to white women.”
April 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yesterday after a 4 hour awkward lunch: “I’m pretty sure I don’t like white women”
Today waking up with a flushed face and a massively swollen eye: “I think I’m actually allergic to white women.”
Today waking up with a flushed face and a massively swollen eye: “I think I’m actually allergic to white women.”
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One of 2025’s most important elections is today.
Elon Musk has spent over $20 million to stop workers’ rights champion @crawfordforwi.bsky.social from securing the Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority through 2028.
It’s time to teach Musk that his money can’t buy everything.
Elon Musk has spent over $20 million to stop workers’ rights champion @crawfordforwi.bsky.social from securing the Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority through 2028.
It’s time to teach Musk that his money can’t buy everything.
April 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
One of 2025’s most important elections is today.
Elon Musk has spent over $20 million to stop workers’ rights champion @crawfordforwi.bsky.social from securing the Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority through 2028.
It’s time to teach Musk that his money can’t buy everything.
Elon Musk has spent over $20 million to stop workers’ rights champion @crawfordforwi.bsky.social from securing the Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority through 2028.
It’s time to teach Musk that his money can’t buy everything.
“ I will keep you rich in nitrates and quesomophines” -the things she says.
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“ I will keep you rich in nitrates and quesomophines” -the things she says.
Notes scrawled on scraps of paper hit like dopamine grenades; bliss.
March 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Notes scrawled on scraps of paper hit like dopamine grenades; bliss.
“Murder cats like the spanks”…things she says.
March 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
“Murder cats like the spanks”…things she says.
Random chilies drying in the kitchen; definitely a Mexican about the house. 🌶️🥵
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Random chilies drying in the kitchen; definitely a Mexican about the house. 🌶️🥵
Having no clue about my cycle because partial hysterectomy, she says “you’re basically half deviled eggs at this point; they have no where to go”
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Having no clue about my cycle because partial hysterectomy, she says “you’re basically half deviled eggs at this point; they have no where to go”
Waking up to a polo white lady version of Get Low was definitely the right way to start my morning. #skeetskeet @littl3dragon.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Waking up to a polo white lady version of Get Low was definitely the right way to start my morning. #skeetskeet @littl3dragon.bsky.social
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Early appointment at the family doctor and I am struck by the dichotomy of a brand new baby with an exhausted but glowing young mother and a nonagenarian taking about remembering the attack on Pearl Harbor 83 years ago.
Life flows, society chugs along, careless of the musings of humankind.
Life flows, society chugs along, careless of the musings of humankind.
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Early appointment at the family doctor and I am struck by the dichotomy of a brand new baby with an exhausted but glowing young mother and a nonagenarian taking about remembering the attack on Pearl Harbor 83 years ago.
Life flows, society chugs along, careless of the musings of humankind.
Life flows, society chugs along, careless of the musings of humankind.
Ai makes coparenting infinitely easier. “Hey Gemini, write an email to coparent about what a complete clusterfuck this is”.
November 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Ai makes coparenting infinitely easier. “Hey Gemini, write an email to coparent about what a complete clusterfuck this is”.
Some days aren’t worth the contact lenses. Why can’t we all just go back to bed?
November 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Some days aren’t worth the contact lenses. Why can’t we all just go back to bed?
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If you are trans you deserve to live a long life full of richness and clarity, and no one can take that from you. You deserve to age.
October 31, 2024 at 12:58 AM
If you are trans you deserve to live a long life full of richness and clarity, and no one can take that from you. You deserve to age.