🔥 Did you know it’s ILLEGAL to hunt whales in Kansas? 🐋
No ocean? No problem! This bizarre law still exists. What’s the weirdest law you’ve heard? Drop your answers 👇

#WeirdKansas #OddLaws #FunFacts

🗳️ Kansas was the FIRST state to vote against slavery in a referendum. A powerful stand for freedom. 👏 #KansasPride #AbolitionMovement

Controversial opinion: The perfect house doesn’t exist. 🏡
• There’s always a weird neighbor, bad paint color, or THAT bathroom tile. 🤷‍♂️

But here’s the truth: A great realtor (👋) helps you see the potential.

Agree or disagree? Let’s debate below. 👇 #RealEstateWithJeremy #HouseHunting

Alright, homebuyers, let’s play: What’s the WORST dealbreaker?
1️⃣ No closet space 🚪
2️⃣ A neighbor who mows at 6 AM 🏡
3️⃣ Carpet in the bathroom 🛁🧼

Comment your pick below! And don’t worry—I’ll make sure your next home doesn’t have any of these. 🚪🔑 #RealEstateWithJeremy

Homebuyers, let’s play a game! 🎲
Your dream house is perfect… except for one flaw:
1️⃣ Haunted water heater 👻💧
2️⃣ Ugly 1970s carpet 🧡💚
3️⃣ Toilet in the kitchen 🚽🍳

Which one are you living with? Drop your answer below! 👇 Don’t worry, I’ll help you avoid them all. 🚪🔑 #RealEstateWithJeremy

Me: ‘Buying a house is exciting!’
Also me: ‘Let’s talk about closing costs, inspections, and why your dream home might have a haunted water heater.’ 👻💧

Don’t worry, I’ll guide you through it all—minus the ghosts. 🚪🔑 #RealEstateWithJeremy #HomeBuyingMadeEasy

Buying a house in 2024 be like:
• $300K list price
• You: ‘Let’s offer $280K.’
• Seller accepts 🎉
• You: ‘Wait… what’s escrow? And why am I Googling drywall repairs?’

Don’t stress—I make real estate easy (and a little fun). 🚪🔑 #RealEstateWithJeremy #HouseHunting

Buying a house is like finding jeans that fit—everyone claims they’ve got the perfect pair, but half of them ride up, and the others fall apart. Don’t settle for the wrong fit. Hit me up, and I’ll find you a house that’s more reliable than your ex’s promises.

Buying a house is like online dating—everything looks perfect in pictures until you see it in person and notice the ‘quirks.’ Don’t swipe left on your dream home! Call me, the best matchmaker in real estate, and let’s find ‘the one’—minus the weird surprises.

Thinking of selling your home? Perfect! Strangers judging your décor, pets freaking out during showings, and finding out that crack in the ceiling is a dealbreaker. Fun, right? Don’t worry, I’ll handle it—so you can focus on packing and pretending this is totally stress-free!

I once tried cooking a “gourmet” dinner. Burned the chicken, set off the smoke alarm, and ended up ordering pizza. Turns out, winging it in the kitchen isn’t my strength. That’s why you shouldn’t hire me—unless you want a realtor who sticks to a recipe for success and delivers every time.

I once tried assembling a bookshelf without instructions. Two hours, three missing screws, and one epic collapse later, I had a “modern art piece” instead of furniture. Lesson learned: don’t wing it. That’s why you shouldn’t hire me—unless you want someone who follows a plan and gets it done right.

Our realtor listed our home with terrible photos, missed calls, and zero communication. Buyers backed out after a paperwork mess, leaving us stuck and out thousands. Lesson learned. Don’t hire me—unless you want a realtor who answers, delivers, and treats your sale like it’s their own.

They hired a realtor who overpromised and ghosted them. The house sat for months with bad photos and no plan. When it finally sold, they lost thousands due to mistakes. Never again. That’s why you shouldn’t hire me—unless you want someone who delivers results and treats your home like gold.

Full disclosure, living "rent-free in my head" is not exactly the real estate windfall it's been made out to be. That neighborhood has a TON of issues.