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Dave 🫘
@just-dave.bsky.social
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Clumsy poet, judo intellectual. Trying to walk tall.

Living on Whadjuk Noongar land, in Boorloo (Perth).
You can trust me not to think, and not to sleep around. If you don’t expect too much from me, you might not be let down.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If half of what I’m saying, of what I’m saying is true. . .
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
There’s blood in my mouth coz I’ve been biting my tongue all week . . .
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I had a scratch only you could itch, underneath the Glebe Point bridge. And every boy in a knitted vest, had got some precident.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve been one poor correspondent, and I’ve been too too hard to find. But it doesn’t mean you ain’t been on my mind.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Hey @muellershewrote.com, quick question. Does a Taint Team only work on Wednesdays?
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It may be that I'm three sheets to the wind, but . . . .

Lisa, I hope you're walking tall.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
To @instanterudite.bsky.social and @davemilbo.bsky.social and all your guests. Thank you for putting on a very credible alternative to my formerly beloved Insiders over the last months. #SundayShot
May 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Polls closed 15min ago. Have they called the WA Election yet?
March 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Arrived home from the dog park to find these guys resting in the tree. Middle one looks smaller (possibly juvenile) with the parents providing supporting. They were there for about half an hour. #WildOz #birds
February 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Quick shout out to one of the bravest and hardest working little birds around. #wildoz #birds
February 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Whilst wandering through the local wetland, noticed about half a dozen Rainbow Bee-eaters. There is a nest nearby, and a few of them look smaller than the others. Perhaps they are juveniles. They were a little more active today than normal. #wildoz #birds
February 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hi @johnfugelsang.bsky.social , was listening to Thursday's "The Word of Dog" interview when Vyvyan was doing this. It seemed appropriate.
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com take the night off on Monday and just replay this one . . .
February 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Did I just hear a negative ALP ad talking about the Lib's not being experienced enough? This is most likely the case, but going negative before the election is even called does not bode well for how the ALP is feeling about their chances . . .
#wapol
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
On Vyv's walk today, saw a little bit more colour than we normally see. Rainbow Lorikeet and a Splendid Fairywren. #WildOz #birds
February 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I would also like to say to the oligarch who's feelings may have been hurt . . .

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS !

#FuckMurdoch
Finding out the mood on the street regarding Grace Tame’s shirt
January 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
and the water is "the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

He really is a dumb as a post.
Trump thanks himself in his own post, which happens to be full of lies.
January 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Since when did the ABC become the defender of old Rupert?

Seems a lot like complying in advance.

Weak, snivelling disgraces to their profession.
Anthony Albanese has criticised activist Grace Tame after she wore a "Fuck Murdoch" shirt during a morning tea

Asked by ABC Radio Perth "why wasn't she kicked out", the PM said "it is something that, in my view, took away from the people who were there, and my focus was simply on that"
January 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We need a new idiom for "Pot calling the kettle black" as I think the white supremacists may get hurt feelings if we use it for describing the Cancerous Tuber.
QUESTION: Are you concerned about the rise of white supremacists in Australia?

PETER DUTTON: Yes, absolutely. It's a disgrace, an abomination, and anybody who's spewing hatred, whether it's the Greens or the white supremacists, or the neo-Nazis, they have no place in our society at all.
January 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Has anyone trained an AI with the collected sayings and comments of Bob Hawke? Can someone, and give it to Albo. Then he won't have to think what would be the right Labor response, AI can tell him. #Auspol
January 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What's the time period between being "You're Fired" and . . . Appearing on Dancing With The Stars?
How careers are measured:
• decade - 10 years
• year - 365 days
• month - 30 days
• fortnight - 14 days
• week - 7 days
• Scaramucci - a few days
• Ramaswarmy - less than a day
#USPolitics
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Comet C/2024 G3 Atlas viewed moments ago. Clearly visible to the naked eye. Viewing should get better in the next few days.
January 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Just saw the Clive Palmer ad on TV. Is he offering to pay more tax? #AusPol
January 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
In general, it’s best not to call your client an ass in a SCOTUS filing, especially when he’s about to be President (and has tentatively offered you a job).
www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
January 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM