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Local dumpster fire. Too gay to function. Definitely not 3 gnomes in a trenchcoat.
The face of someone who’s vet file says “muzzle required, bites” and was still receiving this feedback while ON 50mg OF TRAZODONE.
August 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The face of someone who’s vet file says “muzzle required, bites” and was still receiving this feedback while ON 50mg OF TRAZODONE.
The face of someone who got so excited by off leash time at the Sniffspot he Tokyo drifted right into my shins and almost took me TF out
July 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The face of someone who got so excited by off leash time at the Sniffspot he Tokyo drifted right into my shins and almost took me TF out
We took Fabian to a fancy Sniffspot for his birthday weekend that’s also a registered wildlife habitat and he’s having a great time but also this is fixing me a little I think
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We took Fabian to a fancy Sniffspot for his birthday weekend that’s also a registered wildlife habitat and he’s having a great time but also this is fixing me a little I think
IRL Dexter and Deedee.
June 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
IRL Dexter and Deedee.
I planted tomatoes for the first time this year and didn’t give them quite enough space and uh… the good news is they’re doing well. I don’t even know where to start with pruning this monstrosity.
June 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I planted tomatoes for the first time this year and didn’t give them quite enough space and uh… the good news is they’re doing well. I don’t even know where to start with pruning this monstrosity.
Fabian had a beach day with his mom today and he had so much fun. It was the first time they’d seen eachother since he was about 11 weeks
April 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fabian had a beach day with his mom today and he had so much fun. It was the first time they’d seen eachother since he was about 11 weeks
Remember when I was like it’s fine I’ll make it through coat change without shaving my show dog? Oops. Turns out I made the right decision anyway because my dog dryer BROKE mid groom yesterday and I had to finish him with a human hair dryer and if he had full coat still I would have cried.
April 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Remember when I was like it’s fine I’ll make it through coat change without shaving my show dog? Oops. Turns out I made the right decision anyway because my dog dryer BROKE mid groom yesterday and I had to finish him with a human hair dryer and if he had full coat still I would have cried.
Anyways it’s dangerous to go alone take this
March 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anyways it’s dangerous to go alone take this
When the package still says “arriving tonight by 9PM” but it’s 6:30 and it’s still not marked as Out For Delivery
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When the package still says “arriving tonight by 9PM” but it’s 6:30 and it’s still not marked as Out For Delivery
Hey TikTok, go fuck yourself. I KNEW this shit was going to happen but it doesn’t piss me off any less. This was always a ploy for Cheeto Mussolini to be the “savior”. Fuck off into the sun.
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey TikTok, go fuck yourself. I KNEW this shit was going to happen but it doesn’t piss me off any less. This was always a ploy for Cheeto Mussolini to be the “savior”. Fuck off into the sun.
This is The People’s Princess and he lives on my bookshelf now
January 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is The People’s Princess and he lives on my bookshelf now
In case anyone doesn’t know my Wicked lore, here I am in 2005 in my OG Wicked bway shirt doing the NYC AIDS Walk with Glitter (the official Kristin Chenoweth fanclub). I was at one point roommates with the fanclub president/founder. Those sunglasses were Chanel and I found them on the ground lmao
January 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
In case anyone doesn’t know my Wicked lore, here I am in 2005 in my OG Wicked bway shirt doing the NYC AIDS Walk with Glitter (the official Kristin Chenoweth fanclub). I was at one point roommates with the fanclub president/founder. Those sunglasses were Chanel and I found them on the ground lmao
My parents didn’t have a tree my first year so here I am under the Christmas Banjo (my dad still has that banjo).
December 22, 2024 at 4:09 AM
My parents didn’t have a tree my first year so here I am under the Christmas Banjo (my dad still has that banjo).
Candi Carpenter really shooting me point blank with these lyrics
December 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Candi Carpenter really shooting me point blank with these lyrics
Little man at the holiday street market
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Little man at the holiday street market
I’m determined not to foster only much fatalism and despair on this app so here’s a picture of my puppy at his first show and then on the walk in the woods I took him on after
November 13, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’m determined not to foster only much fatalism and despair on this app so here’s a picture of my puppy at his first show and then on the walk in the woods I took him on after