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Local dumpster fire. Too gay to function. Definitely not 3 gnomes in a trenchcoat.
The problem with money is that if you have enough of it it gives you literal super powers but having that much of it also tends to make you completely evil.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The problem with money is that if you have enough of it it gives you literal super powers but having that much of it also tends to make you completely evil.
Mixing THC syrup with Celsius and calling it a Wake ‘N Bake
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mixing THC syrup with Celsius and calling it a Wake ‘N Bake
Wicked: For Good is for the most part an absolutely top notch excellent adaptation of Act 2 of Wicked. The problem lies in the fact that Act 2 of Wicked has just never been even close to as good as Act 1.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wicked: For Good is for the most part an absolutely top notch excellent adaptation of Act 2 of Wicked. The problem lies in the fact that Act 2 of Wicked has just never been even close to as good as Act 1.
“You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares.”
I truly believe that the human capacity for empathy towards every other living thing on earth is what sets us apart as a species. It’s what makes us incredible. Our ability to care. The rejection of empathy and compassion is the antithesis of what it means to be human. I am high and also Drag Path.
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I truly believe that the human capacity for empathy towards every other living thing on earth is what sets us apart as a species. It’s what makes us incredible. Our ability to care. The rejection of empathy and compassion is the antithesis of what it means to be human. I am high and also Drag Path.
Watching the Mythical Kitchen Brennan Lee Mulligan and THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT WE LIVED IN THE SAME BUILDING IN NEW YORK??
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Watching the Mythical Kitchen Brennan Lee Mulligan and THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT WE LIVED IN THE SAME BUILDING IN NEW YORK??
Idk man I’m having a bad brain day today. I don’t want to do anything. I have to give the dog a bath bc I’ve already pushed it several days and I just do not want to at all.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Idk man I’m having a bad brain day today. I don’t want to do anything. I have to give the dog a bath bc I’ve already pushed it several days and I just do not want to at all.
When I was like 7 another kid with vitiligo told me his skin looked like that because of “loss of pigment” but I heard it as “velocipigment” and for several years thought people with vitiligo had raptor dna.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When I was like 7 another kid with vitiligo told me his skin looked like that because of “loss of pigment” but I heard it as “velocipigment” and for several years thought people with vitiligo had raptor dna.
Emily Axford just give me one chance.
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Emily Axford just give me one chance.
This year for Christmas I’d love it if Santa would bring me my dad learning how to (or at least making a concerted effort to) connect with the person I am now instead of the person I was 20 years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This year for Christmas I’d love it if Santa would bring me my dad learning how to (or at least making a concerted effort to) connect with the person I am now instead of the person I was 20 years ago.
Managed to complete the full Vegas experience: watching two very drunk girls try to kill eachother in front of a Cheesecake Factory while bad 90s animatronics spit fire in the background.
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Managed to complete the full Vegas experience: watching two very drunk girls try to kill eachother in front of a Cheesecake Factory while bad 90s animatronics spit fire in the background.
My outfit for Viva Mas Vegas has now been described (not inaccurately, mind you) as “like if Abby from KPop Demon Hunters was a lesbian furry”
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My outfit for Viva Mas Vegas has now been described (not inaccurately, mind you) as “like if Abby from KPop Demon Hunters was a lesbian furry”
It’s MAS VEGAS day!
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It’s MAS VEGAS day!
Sometimes I remember that Mike and Bryan realized the Korra fans had come up with a better ship than them and said “you know what? Yeah, you’re right. Let’s do that.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sometimes I remember that Mike and Bryan realized the Korra fans had come up with a better ship than them and said “you know what? Yeah, you’re right. Let’s do that.”
I love D&D. Our party is supposed to be mentoring orphans and so far we have: encouraged one to commit crimes, beat up one, LOST one, given one a weapon, and one is on a shopping montage in fantasy TJ Maxx run by a cougar we’ve decided looks like Martha May Whovier.
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love D&D. Our party is supposed to be mentoring orphans and so far we have: encouraged one to commit crimes, beat up one, LOST one, given one a weapon, and one is on a shopping montage in fantasy TJ Maxx run by a cougar we’ve decided looks like Martha May Whovier.
I Lived It, True Horror: letting my white family take me out for Mexican food in New England.
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I Lived It, True Horror: letting my white family take me out for Mexican food in New England.
Trazodone was not enough to let me sleep sitting up but it did calm my anxiety TF down a little so now I’m just watching Wicked and hoping I can get through the rest of the flight without having to wake up the nice man in the aisle seat so I can piss again.
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Trazodone was not enough to let me sleep sitting up but it did calm my anxiety TF down a little so now I’m just watching Wicked and hoping I can get through the rest of the flight without having to wake up the nice man in the aisle seat so I can piss again.
New level of airplane hell unlocked: screaming baby on a REDEYE.
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
New level of airplane hell unlocked: screaming baby on a REDEYE.
I miss not having flying anxiety. I used to fly constantly with zero issue but now I have this little demon in my brain that is convinced we are going to crash and die. But I also have trazodone so hopefully that at least lets me sleep through most of it.
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I miss not having flying anxiety. I used to fly constantly with zero issue but now I have this little demon in my brain that is convinced we are going to crash and die. But I also have trazodone so hopefully that at least lets me sleep through most of it.
I’m so mad there’s the cutest 1909 house for sale in Fairfax on a beautiful secluded little terraced lot and I could NEVER afford the reno to bring it up to standard (the sale price indicates it needs a LOT). But I just know it’s gonna get bought by some rich moron who turns it into a white box.
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m so mad there’s the cutest 1909 house for sale in Fairfax on a beautiful secluded little terraced lot and I could NEVER afford the reno to bring it up to standard (the sale price indicates it needs a LOT). But I just know it’s gonna get bought by some rich moron who turns it into a white box.
My D+ was supposed to renew today. Anyone who knows me knows it’s my most used streaming service. All my comfort media is there. Instead I cancelled it and told them exactly why.
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My D+ was supposed to renew today. Anyone who knows me knows it’s my most used streaming service. All my comfort media is there. Instead I cancelled it and told them exactly why.
Amid everything horrible, today I got to cry happy tears for one of my oldest friends. There are still bright spots in the world.
September 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Amid everything horrible, today I got to cry happy tears for one of my oldest friends. There are still bright spots in the world.
I want out. I!! want!! Out!!
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want out. I!! want!! Out!!
*kylo ren voice* MORE.
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*kylo ren voice* MORE.
I miss feeling like there was a whole life and future ahead of me instead of feeling like I’m spending every day waiting for the hammer to fall.
September 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I miss feeling like there was a whole life and future ahead of me instead of feeling like I’m spending every day waiting for the hammer to fall.