Jurassic Perk
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Enjoy a coffee and snacks at Jurassic Perk. Located just outside the visitors centre of the world famous Jurassic park. The staff don't bite, the attractions... er...
May contain adult humour, sex and violence. You know, the good stuff.
May contain adult humour, sex and violence. You know, the good stuff.
- Screaming is permitted but not guaranteed to improve service.
- First aid is available, but may be administered by a triceratops with limited medical training.
- Any resemblance between menu items and extinct species is purely delicious coincidence.
Survival not guaranteed. Enjoy your meal.
- First aid is available, but may be administered by a triceratops with limited medical training.
- Any resemblance between menu items and extinct species is purely delicious coincidence.
Survival not guaranteed. Enjoy your meal.
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
- Screaming is permitted but not guaranteed to improve service.
- First aid is available, but may be administered by a triceratops with limited medical training.
- Any resemblance between menu items and extinct species is purely delicious coincidence.
Survival not guaranteed. Enjoy your meal.
- First aid is available, but may be administered by a triceratops with limited medical training.
- Any resemblance between menu items and extinct species is purely delicious coincidence.
Survival not guaranteed. Enjoy your meal.
- You may be chased, nibbled, or politely devoured by genetically unpredictable staff or guests.
- All food is served fresh, unless intercepted by a carnivore mid-delivery.
- All food is served fresh, unless intercepted by a carnivore mid-delivery.
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
- You may be chased, nibbled, or politely devoured by genetically unpredictable staff or guests.
- All food is served fresh, unless intercepted by a carnivore mid-delivery.
- All food is served fresh, unless intercepted by a carnivore mid-delivery.