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Jesse
@jurassicgriff.bsky.social
Do you want my opinion on things? I don’t either, but if you follow me, you’ll get it.
Season 1, suicide.
Season 2, suicide.
Season 3, I don’t remember.
Season 4, suicide.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The worst first time watch of October 2025 was #MissingCouple. That's not supposed to be a hashtag. It's the title of the movie.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m not angry enough to be a Leafs fan, so I chose another team that will embarrass me at any chance. But we’ll have a decent enough time with the embarrassment.

I’m still not over us being ahead by a goal going into the final minute, only to lose because Soucy sucker punched PLD.
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The worse part? We’re having serious injury problems. So you gave up a victory to a limping, tired, injury-riddled team.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
He at least changed it up for The Bikeriders.
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Worst First Time Watch of September 2025:

Slashlorette Party (2020)
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I woke up as the plane dove underwater like a roller coaster and everything started darkening and I knew the pressure was coming and we would never find a bunker because it didn’t actually exist.

So yeah. Had to take a few before going back to sleep for fear of ending up back in that dream.
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The guns were because we were now part of a group of militia doomsday preppers and the Disney+ police could break in at any moment, so we had to protect our prep. The prep that was that we were actually in an old plane that somehow fit us all and it was diving to our non-existent underwater bunker.
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM