Jesse
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Do you want my opinion on things? I don’t either, but if you follow me, you’ll get it.
You knew I had to come on to mention that I’m now starting my annual watch of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, a quintessential American Thanksgiving and Black Friday movie.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You knew I had to come on to mention that I’m now starting my annual watch of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, a quintessential American Thanksgiving and Black Friday movie.
Is Playdate one of the dumbest movies I’ve seen all year? Yeah.
Am I enjoying the hell out of it because Alan Ritchson is giving one of the best comedic performances of the year? Also yes.
Am I enjoying the hell out of it because Alan Ritchson is giving one of the best comedic performances of the year? Also yes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is Playdate one of the dumbest movies I’ve seen all year? Yeah.
Am I enjoying the hell out of it because Alan Ritchson is giving one of the best comedic performances of the year? Also yes.
Am I enjoying the hell out of it because Alan Ritchson is giving one of the best comedic performances of the year? Also yes.
Degrassi Junior High is this show that lives in its own world. The characters use American money, but visit places like The Beer Store which is a fully Canadian company.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Degrassi Junior High is this show that lives in its own world. The characters use American money, but visit places like The Beer Store which is a fully Canadian company.
You can teach everyone how to operate a car and the rules of the road, but I think a lot of drivers need to learn patience.
As soon as I slow down to make a left hand turn, which I don’t have to stop to do because there’s no oncoming traffic, I have five cars speed by on the shoulder. No need.
As soon as I slow down to make a left hand turn, which I don’t have to stop to do because there’s no oncoming traffic, I have five cars speed by on the shoulder. No need.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You can teach everyone how to operate a car and the rules of the road, but I think a lot of drivers need to learn patience.
As soon as I slow down to make a left hand turn, which I don’t have to stop to do because there’s no oncoming traffic, I have five cars speed by on the shoulder. No need.
As soon as I slow down to make a left hand turn, which I don’t have to stop to do because there’s no oncoming traffic, I have five cars speed by on the shoulder. No need.
The Morning Show really needs to stop with the suicides. Oh my gosh.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Morning Show really needs to stop with the suicides. Oh my gosh.
It's a new month, so let's go over my Top 5 First Time Watches of October 2025.
5. Livescreamers (2023)
4. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
3. The Trip (2021)
2. Thanksgiving (2023)
1. V/H/S/Halloween (2025)
5. Livescreamers (2023)
4. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
3. The Trip (2021)
2. Thanksgiving (2023)
1. V/H/S/Halloween (2025)
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's a new month, so let's go over my Top 5 First Time Watches of October 2025.
5. Livescreamers (2023)
4. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
3. The Trip (2021)
2. Thanksgiving (2023)
1. V/H/S/Halloween (2025)
5. Livescreamers (2023)
4. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
3. The Trip (2021)
2. Thanksgiving (2023)
1. V/H/S/Halloween (2025)
Hey-o. One more Sunday "Bad" Movies horror movie post as Spooky Season just left us. Slashlorette Party.
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Slashlorette Party (2020) and Some Fixations
Once in a while, I’ll watch a movie and get really hung up on a single detail. It’s not to the point where it will ruin the movie. There jus...
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November 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hey-o. One more Sunday "Bad" Movies horror movie post as Spooky Season just left us. Slashlorette Party.
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Guess what? It's Sunday, and I've got a Sunday "Bad" Movies post.
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#AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead (2024) and Rambling About Stunt Casting
There’s nothing like a little stunt casting to get a movie going. You bring that special someone in for a day of filming and it boosts the r...
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October 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Guess what? It's Sunday, and I've got a Sunday "Bad" Movies post.
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
Maaaaaaaan, that’s that classic stuff right there. Love me some classics.
"The classics"?
People keep asking me about them and like I keep saying, HELL YEAH, the classics! I got all that shit
People keep asking me about them and like I keep saying, HELL YEAH, the classics! I got all that shit
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maaaaaaaan, that’s that classic stuff right there. Love me some classics.
Josh Mahura! First goal as a Kraken is an OT winner against the Leafs! Love it.
The guy has been with Seattle for a full season. Scratched a bunch, obviously, but still. Happy to see his first Kraken goal come against the Leafs.
The guy has been with Seattle for a full season. Scratched a bunch, obviously, but still. Happy to see his first Kraken goal come against the Leafs.
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Josh Mahura! First goal as a Kraken is an OT winner against the Leafs! Love it.
The guy has been with Seattle for a full season. Scratched a bunch, obviously, but still. Happy to see his first Kraken goal come against the Leafs.
The guy has been with Seattle for a full season. Scratched a bunch, obviously, but still. Happy to see his first Kraken goal come against the Leafs.
The trailers before Roofman felt like parody trailers for Oscar bait movies.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The trailers before Roofman felt like parody trailers for Oscar bait movies.
Been watching a lot of horror movies this year about influencers and streamers getting killed. It’s been interesting.
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Been watching a lot of horror movies this year about influencers and streamers getting killed. It’s been interesting.
The holy trinity of artificial flavours that never taste like what they claim to taste like:
Banana
Cola
Cheeseburger
Banana
Cola
Cheeseburger
October 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The holy trinity of artificial flavours that never taste like what they claim to taste like:
Banana
Cola
Cheeseburger
Banana
Cola
Cheeseburger
Glen Powell has written a movie and a tv show and they’re both about his character pretending to be other people and how that makes him a stronger person.
I don’t know, guys. I think Glen Powell is really into acting.
I don’t know, guys. I think Glen Powell is really into acting.
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Glen Powell has written a movie and a tv show and they’re both about his character pretending to be other people and how that makes him a stronger person.
I don’t know, guys. I think Glen Powell is really into acting.
I don’t know, guys. I think Glen Powell is really into acting.
Here we go. New month, new look back. Here are the Top Five First Time Watches of September 2025:
5. Longlegs (2024)
4. Enola Holmes 2 (2022)
3. The Long Walk (2025)
2. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
1. One Battle After Another (2025)
5. Longlegs (2024)
4. Enola Holmes 2 (2022)
3. The Long Walk (2025)
2. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
1. One Battle After Another (2025)
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here we go. New month, new look back. Here are the Top Five First Time Watches of September 2025:
5. Longlegs (2024)
4. Enola Holmes 2 (2022)
3. The Long Walk (2025)
2. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
1. One Battle After Another (2025)
5. Longlegs (2024)
4. Enola Holmes 2 (2022)
3. The Long Walk (2025)
2. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
1. One Battle After Another (2025)
Woke up middle of the night because of a nightmare where I was living my favourite (non-existent) TV show and the Disney+ censorship police were after us (a group of people) so we tried to escape through hallways and tunnels only to be handed guns.
September 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Woke up middle of the night because of a nightmare where I was living my favourite (non-existent) TV show and the Disney+ censorship police were after us (a group of people) so we tried to escape through hallways and tunnels only to be handed guns.
I remembered it was Sunday, which reminded me I had a post to put up. Here you go. The OctoGames.
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The OctoGames (2022)
We live in a world where the equipment to make a passable movie is easily available. It’s not hard to get enough money for a decent camera, ...
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September 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I remembered it was Sunday, which reminded me I had a post to put up. Here you go. The OctoGames.
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2025 is a great year for film. There are at least four movies I’ve seen that would top my year end list almost any other year. I’m loving it.
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
2025 is a great year for film. There are at least four movies I’ve seen that would top my year end list almost any other year. I’m loving it.
I like getting to the end of a movie in the theater and just grooving to the music. The right song feels so good as everyone leaves.
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I like getting to the end of a movie in the theater and just grooving to the music. The right song feels so good as everyone leaves.
I know it’s only the preseason, but it’s nice to see the young guys coming into their own for the Kraken. We’re going to need it.
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I know it’s only the preseason, but it’s nice to see the young guys coming into their own for the Kraken. We’re going to need it.
I didn't realize I hadn't done this yet. Top five first time watches of August 2025:
5. Roadgames (1981)
4. Nobody 2 (2025)
3. Sacramento (2025)
2. Caught Stealing (2025)
1. Weapons (2025)
5. Roadgames (1981)
4. Nobody 2 (2025)
3. Sacramento (2025)
2. Caught Stealing (2025)
1. Weapons (2025)
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I didn't realize I hadn't done this yet. Top five first time watches of August 2025:
5. Roadgames (1981)
4. Nobody 2 (2025)
3. Sacramento (2025)
2. Caught Stealing (2025)
1. Weapons (2025)
5. Roadgames (1981)
4. Nobody 2 (2025)
3. Sacramento (2025)
2. Caught Stealing (2025)
1. Weapons (2025)
Whenever I see Hamish Linklater show up in something, I know I’m about to get one of the most well-acted piece-of-shit characters.
September 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Whenever I see Hamish Linklater show up in something, I know I’m about to get one of the most well-acted piece-of-shit characters.
I rewatched the first Fear Street movie last night and it's crazy how much better it is than Prom Queen.
Ooof. Prom Queen was a mess.
Ooof. Prom Queen was a mess.
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I rewatched the first Fear Street movie last night and it's crazy how much better it is than Prom Queen.
Ooof. Prom Queen was a mess.
Ooof. Prom Queen was a mess.