Jupityr the Jragon
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I actually won a bronze medal in Beijing china for individual synchronized swimming 🥉|| 23
any pronouns
any pronouns
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Leaving the house with small children is the most difficult thing a person can do. If you see me outside on any given day, just know i have already that day done the most difficult thing a person can do
June 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Leaving the house with small children is the most difficult thing a person can do. If you see me outside on any given day, just know i have already that day done the most difficult thing a person can do
how do I explain to my future husband that I need to walk down the aisle to no hands by Waka Flocka played on a eighth string ensemble
May 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
how do I explain to my future husband that I need to walk down the aisle to no hands by Waka Flocka played on a eighth string ensemble
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So I wondered if I was being too restrictive in my dating profile criteria, and expanded the selection to include folks who marked themselves as "moderate," because maybe they don't mean what I think they do by that.
Went on a coffee date this past weekend.
I have learned from my error.
Went on a coffee date this past weekend.
I have learned from my error.
March 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So I wondered if I was being too restrictive in my dating profile criteria, and expanded the selection to include folks who marked themselves as "moderate," because maybe they don't mean what I think they do by that.
Went on a coffee date this past weekend.
I have learned from my error.
Went on a coffee date this past weekend.
I have learned from my error.
i need a seafood boil. Dungeness crabs, corn, sausage, potatoes, chicken wings, shrimp, and like four eggs. a 10 piece all flats half mango habanero half teriyaki with cheese fries and a vanilla rootbeer, some of those frosted sugar cookies they have at the grocery store that ppl hate,
February 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i need a seafood boil. Dungeness crabs, corn, sausage, potatoes, chicken wings, shrimp, and like four eggs. a 10 piece all flats half mango habanero half teriyaki with cheese fries and a vanilla rootbeer, some of those frosted sugar cookies they have at the grocery store that ppl hate,
I will be crashing out. might even be in the midst of one as we speak
February 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I will be crashing out. might even be in the midst of one as we speak
all the girlies on my fyp are shaving their heads. when i tell you im fighting DEMONS right now
February 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
all the girlies on my fyp are shaving their heads. when i tell you im fighting DEMONS right now
EVERY TIME I wanna have an opinion on food yall bring up how I eat ice cream and it needs to STOP
February 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
EVERY TIME I wanna have an opinion on food yall bring up how I eat ice cream and it needs to STOP
this morning I woke up in the middle living room. I don't remember falling asleep there I wasn't drunk. I'm very confused.
February 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
this morning I woke up in the middle living room. I don't remember falling asleep there I wasn't drunk. I'm very confused.
i need a shopping spree to the beauty supply
with someone else's money that would heal me
with someone else's money that would heal me
February 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i need a shopping spree to the beauty supply
with someone else's money that would heal me
with someone else's money that would heal me
currently watching a twenty one minute video about can openers
February 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
currently watching a twenty one minute video about can openers
i want kbbq and sushi and a rack of ribs and wings and nachos and and and
February 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i want kbbq and sushi and a rack of ribs and wings and nachos and and and
it's happening.... my biannual mindless behavior phase
February 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
it's happening.... my biannual mindless behavior phase
i use a dog
[uses 225 gallons of water to clean out peanut butter jar for recycling]
February 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
i use a dog
just had a bad dream and i don't think i'll be going to sleep any time soon
February 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
just had a bad dream and i don't think i'll be going to sleep any time soon
"get your stud ass over here" nigga FUCK you
January 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"get your stud ass over here" nigga FUCK you
Can someone PLEASE open a male hooters I wanna watch fine ass men walk around in 4 inch inseams
January 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Can someone PLEASE open a male hooters I wanna watch fine ass men walk around in 4 inch inseams
"you like me so much" SHUT UP close your mouth
January 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"you like me so much" SHUT UP close your mouth
I was told AGAIN today I cut people off to easy so here's a thread of reasons i cut people off in the last year
January 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I was told AGAIN today I cut people off to easy so here's a thread of reasons i cut people off in the last year
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Desperately need a tramp stamp
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Desperately need a tramp stamp
put on the fire crackers (fire songs by crackers) playlist and dance around my room? yes i think i will
January 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
put on the fire crackers (fire songs by crackers) playlist and dance around my room? yes i think i will
if I could afford to dress the way i do in my head it would be OVER for you bitches
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
if I could afford to dress the way i do in my head it would be OVER for you bitches
my child needs a separate spotify account because baby shark is NOT about to be the top of my wrapped this year
January 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
my child needs a separate spotify account because baby shark is NOT about to be the top of my wrapped this year
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS
January 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS