Stressed as fuck for like ten reasons today. I fronted literally the whole night at work which is very unusual. Not having a great time. —Jonathan

Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back

Tfw you have an introject of someone who has a lot of drama and controversy, who you like but still can’t say their name otherwise you might get dogpiled—

Today's advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop slouching, have a snack, drink some water, take your meds.
-It is possible to be kind and filled with rage. 
-The Lurking Horror wanted to look pretty. Tying bows on pseudopodia is surprisingly tricky.
❤️Auntie Jilli

Hey bros (currently talking with said sick bitch)

Well we got sick at work again from stress. Hope we can transfer soon

Didn’t do shit for thanksgiving. Kinda nice bc I had the first day completely to myself in months, but kinda shit bc everyone else seemed to be having such a good time. Tbf i never have had a very good time at thanksgivings though. What can you do

Idk if I hate the Christmas music at my store, bc it’s Xmas music and it’s annoying broadly. HOWEVER it’s also DIFFERENT music from the same top 40 bullshit that I normally have to endure without respite

No one has come into work and my other coworker had to leave. I am here by myself. The other coworker is late. I am going to be sitting here for the rest of my life. Please send help (I have been here seven entire extra minutes)

Started relearning Spanish a couple days ago, I’ve been writing a little journal to rebuild my vocabulary. Here’s to hoping it goes well!