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Hi new followers - this is where I say the very worst things that are stuck banging around in my head so I can move on from those thoughts. Sometimes I am funny. If you would like a more presentable side of me please consider finding my Instagram 🙏 unfollowing does not offend me!
Ever since I turned 30 my bank has inexplicably raised my credit limit by a large amount like every few months. I’m 31.25 now and my credit limit has gone from like $3,000 on some card they issued me when I turned 18 to $10,000. I really truly do not make enough money for that to make any sense.
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ever since I turned 30 my bank has inexplicably raised my credit limit by a large amount like every few months. I’m 31.25 now and my credit limit has gone from like $3,000 on some card they issued me when I turned 18 to $10,000. I really truly do not make enough money for that to make any sense.
The mailman just stopped me by kind of hollering down the street in a very friendly way “hey, long hair lady!”
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The mailman just stopped me by kind of hollering down the street in a very friendly way “hey, long hair lady!”
Both of my parents very obviously have favorite children out of the three of us and historically it has been me the least often. I was my dad favorite while he was divorcing my mom, but he generally prefers my middle sister. For a very brief period a few years ago I was my moms favorite, but she
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Both of my parents very obviously have favorite children out of the three of us and historically it has been me the least often. I was my dad favorite while he was divorcing my mom, but he generally prefers my middle sister. For a very brief period a few years ago I was my moms favorite, but she
My father and my husband both have names that autocorrect to “Can” and that feels wrong
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My father and my husband both have names that autocorrect to “Can” and that feels wrong
On a scale from 1 to pretending you’re a vampire in junior high how weird would it be if I started talking in that like sultry trans Atlantic accent like Peggy Lee all the time out of nowhere and refused to acknowledge the change
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
On a scale from 1 to pretending you’re a vampire in junior high how weird would it be if I started talking in that like sultry trans Atlantic accent like Peggy Lee all the time out of nowhere and refused to acknowledge the change
We saw cams bff on our last night in Utah and I was very startled to hear him use my personal pet name when addressing his toddler son. Idk. I have been called this name for many years in front of this friend and I feel very weird about it. Boo.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We saw cams bff on our last night in Utah and I was very startled to hear him use my personal pet name when addressing his toddler son. Idk. I have been called this name for many years in front of this friend and I feel very weird about it. Boo.
In my life there are a handful of women who have never had relationships but claim to want one very badly and without fail all of them insist on only looking for someone who is exactly “their type” and has everything in common with them and I’m just positive it’s because they don’t like men.
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In my life there are a handful of women who have never had relationships but claim to want one very badly and without fail all of them insist on only looking for someone who is exactly “their type” and has everything in common with them and I’m just positive it’s because they don’t like men.
So I have recently started to lower my semaglutide dose to see what it would like to be at maintenance and see how my person habits feel at that amount and 1.) I am very hungry but 2.) I still have a small appetite and most foods sound rather unappealing but 3.) I have actually lost more weight
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So I have recently started to lower my semaglutide dose to see what it would like to be at maintenance and see how my person habits feel at that amount and 1.) I am very hungry but 2.) I still have a small appetite and most foods sound rather unappealing but 3.) I have actually lost more weight
There’s this tiktok challenge where young women try to talk for a minute without using filled words and they all sound like me with pauses while they pick descriptors and stuff. It’s made me listen to the way I talk more and I almost never say “um” but I have no idea why
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There’s this tiktok challenge where young women try to talk for a minute without using filled words and they all sound like me with pauses while they pick descriptors and stuff. It’s made me listen to the way I talk more and I almost never say “um” but I have no idea why
Trying to break the cycle of being a miserable create by asking myself “what would this look like if it were fun” and trying to get it there. I bought the old house ticket and I now have to take the old house ride but the suffering aspect has been oppressive recently so I hope this helps ease that.
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Trying to break the cycle of being a miserable create by asking myself “what would this look like if it were fun” and trying to get it there. I bought the old house ticket and I now have to take the old house ride but the suffering aspect has been oppressive recently so I hope this helps ease that.
There are a small handful of things that trigger a PTSD response from my time working in funeral service and most of them are avoidable except for two fucking songs that jump me and kick me in the throat when I least expect it - Don’t Fear the Reaper, and Sweet Child of Mine.
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There are a small handful of things that trigger a PTSD response from my time working in funeral service and most of them are avoidable except for two fucking songs that jump me and kick me in the throat when I least expect it - Don’t Fear the Reaper, and Sweet Child of Mine.
Thinking about how I wanted to create stuff as a kid and how pissed off I was that art teachers were always like we’re gonna make a book and I was like probably not I bet it’s stapled together paper and they would say no it’s a real book and then it would be stapled together paper but like with
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thinking about how I wanted to create stuff as a kid and how pissed off I was that art teachers were always like we’re gonna make a book and I was like probably not I bet it’s stapled together paper and they would say no it’s a real book and then it would be stapled together paper but like with
My annoying local old house friend has taken to informing me about the weather as it applies to my exterior paint work as if it’s info only she has and is set in stone. “Big storm coming, looks like paint season is over.” No. I can literally paint after it passes. Also I can look it up myself.
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My annoying local old house friend has taken to informing me about the weather as it applies to my exterior paint work as if it’s info only she has and is set in stone. “Big storm coming, looks like paint season is over.” No. I can literally paint after it passes. Also I can look it up myself.
Saw my mother in law for the first time in a year and 1. First thing she did when she saw me was SHRIEK in pure joy “you’re so skinnyyyyy” in front of a room of people which made me want to fucking die and 2. Would not shut up about it all weekend and word for word said
October 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Saw my mother in law for the first time in a year and 1. First thing she did when she saw me was SHRIEK in pure joy “you’re so skinnyyyyy” in front of a room of people which made me want to fucking die and 2. Would not shut up about it all weekend and word for word said
Before you cross me just know that my pet name before 10 am is Bitch Pants and I have earned every ounce of it
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Before you cross me just know that my pet name before 10 am is Bitch Pants and I have earned every ounce of it
I am the way that I am because the only tv I had as a kid were vhs copies of The Wizard of Oz, Fly Away Home, and James and the giant peach.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am the way that I am because the only tv I had as a kid were vhs copies of The Wizard of Oz, Fly Away Home, and James and the giant peach.
Just learned that a content creator I kind of like named her daughter Theater and I’m out. Pass.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just learned that a content creator I kind of like named her daughter Theater and I’m out. Pass.
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feed the baby or else
September 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
feed the baby or else
AI is not outside yet so I will be outside enjoying that for the foreseeable future. Unclear what I will do after that.
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
AI is not outside yet so I will be outside enjoying that for the foreseeable future. Unclear what I will do after that.
People keep stopping me to chat while I’m working on the incredibly detailed shitty upper porch paint project and being like “you know you can pay people to do that” completely ignoring the 20 foot trailer with a painters logo that’s been out front for over a month
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
People keep stopping me to chat while I’m working on the incredibly detailed shitty upper porch paint project and being like “you know you can pay people to do that” completely ignoring the 20 foot trailer with a painters logo that’s been out front for over a month
STOP👏PUTTING👏RIDDLES👏IN👏FANTASY👏BOOKS👏AS👏PLOT👏DEVICES👏ITS👏BAD👏WRITING👏AND👏THEYRE👏FUCKING👏EMBARRASSING👏YOU👏SHOULD👏BE👏EMBARASSED👏
September 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
STOP👏PUTTING👏RIDDLES👏IN👏FANTASY👏BOOKS👏AS👏PLOT👏DEVICES👏ITS👏BAD👏WRITING👏AND👏THEYRE👏FUCKING👏EMBARRASSING👏YOU👏SHOULD👏BE👏EMBARASSED👏
Half asleep Cam: “I need to get a spiderweb tattooed around my butthole like those ladies on the view.”
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Half asleep Cam: “I need to get a spiderweb tattooed around my butthole like those ladies on the view.”
They are blasting ‘07 emo hits at the optometrist’s office and that’s how I know I’m old
September 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They are blasting ‘07 emo hits at the optometrist’s office and that’s how I know I’m old
This year I have instituted the rule that I will invite people to stuff three times and they either must;
Attend all three things and fully participate
Or
Invite me to something
After those three things if they both cancel and don’t invite me to stuff I stop including them.
Attend all three things and fully participate
Or
Invite me to something
After those three things if they both cancel and don’t invite me to stuff I stop including them.
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This year I have instituted the rule that I will invite people to stuff three times and they either must;
Attend all three things and fully participate
Or
Invite me to something
After those three things if they both cancel and don’t invite me to stuff I stop including them.
Attend all three things and fully participate
Or
Invite me to something
After those three things if they both cancel and don’t invite me to stuff I stop including them.
Paying someone else to work on my house rocks. It rocks my ass off. We are *hemorrhaging* money right now but god damn is this part nice. I will never be able to afford to do this again but I am really enjoying it.
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Paying someone else to work on my house rocks. It rocks my ass off. We are *hemorrhaging* money right now but god damn is this part nice. I will never be able to afford to do this again but I am really enjoying it.