Or heaven fucking forbid I make the mistake of putting names in the wrong order again. Good lord, the time I put my direct boss' name before his boss? You'd have thought I'd have taken a shit on their desk.

...the roads will almost certainly be quite dangerous to drive on.

I can forgive this shit in places that don't see snow, but ffs this is Pittsburgh. It snows in the winter. We shouldn't be paralyzed by less than half a foot of snow.

I really didn't think it'd be this hard for me.

But this really sucks.

Welp, I made it about thirty seconds into playing before the music made me think about my mom and I was basically worthless for playing.

Imma say bushes, mostly for the alliterative aspect of my amusement.

Who is @jupichan.bsky.social?

I'm inclined to reinstall the app, but at the same time I'm also afraid it might just drop the connection with the one plug that DOES seem to be working. And what'll I do then? Actually GET UP to turn on my Christmas tree?

Who the hell do they think I am? Someone who GETS UP to turn on lights?!