they have officially brought out the Halloween candy! Who’s ready for spooky season??
August 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
they have officially brought out the Halloween candy! Who’s ready for spooky season??
I want someone to scream this while holding me at gunpoint
May 23, 2024 at 11:06 AM
I want someone to scream this while holding me at gunpoint
Life hack for the guys (girls keep scrolling): buy this this and put on 3 squirts before a date. Ladies love it
March 26, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Life hack for the guys (girls keep scrolling): buy this this and put on 3 squirts before a date. Ladies love it
When guests walk into your home, their first thought should always be, “It smells like Missouri”
February 4, 2024 at 5:07 PM
When guests walk into your home, their first thought should always be, “It smells like Missouri”
We’re alone. You look in my eyes. I look in yours and say, “Hold that thought.” I slowly back out of the room.
After what seems a lifetime, I return wearing this
After what seems a lifetime, I return wearing this
January 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
We’re alone. You look in my eyes. I look in yours and say, “Hold that thought.” I slowly back out of the room.
After what seems a lifetime, I return wearing this
After what seems a lifetime, I return wearing this
Facebook will not leave me alone about the fan page I created for jewel-encrusted goblets in 2009
November 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Facebook will not leave me alone about the fan page I created for jewel-encrusted goblets in 2009
still my favorite Smiths song
November 14, 2023 at 12:03 PM
still my favorite Smiths song
should i buy this $13,500 loro piana shirt
November 13, 2023 at 11:14 AM
should i buy this $13,500 loro piana shirt
Me when I’m holding a basket of grapes which will soon be a basket of raisins
November 2, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Me when I’m holding a basket of grapes which will soon be a basket of raisins
Didn’t have that many trick or treaters tonight
November 1, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Didn’t have that many trick or treaters tonight
put the Halloween treats out early this year
October 31, 2023 at 4:26 PM
put the Halloween treats out early this year
Let me hold your bag(?) while you do a quick recheck
October 14, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Let me hold your bag(?) while you do a quick recheck
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I found an entire bowling pin in my daughters candy bag last year
October 11, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I found an entire bowling pin in my daughters candy bag last year
Hell yeah, finally something on this app I can actually relate to
October 11, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Hell yeah, finally something on this app I can actually relate to
There couldn’t possibly be a more psychotic way to eat an egg
October 9, 2023 at 11:18 AM
There couldn’t possibly be a more psychotic way to eat an egg
me asking for specific bills after the cashier already closed the register and making it a huge inconvenience
September 23, 2023 at 2:34 AM
me asking for specific bills after the cashier already closed the register and making it a huge inconvenience
this junt my windshield’s best friend
September 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
this junt my windshield’s best friend
yo!! y’all know they make a weed grinder for chicken??
September 13, 2023 at 12:56 AM
yo!! y’all know they make a weed grinder for chicken??
“i can’t gain weight”
okay dawg how many 48oz protein milkshakes with an entire pint of ice cream and 6 raw eggs have you had this week?
none? okay so it’s not that you can’t, it’s just that you don’t really want to
okay dawg how many 48oz protein milkshakes with an entire pint of ice cream and 6 raw eggs have you had this week?
none? okay so it’s not that you can’t, it’s just that you don’t really want to
September 4, 2023 at 9:30 PM
“i can’t gain weight”
okay dawg how many 48oz protein milkshakes with an entire pint of ice cream and 6 raw eggs have you had this week?
none? okay so it’s not that you can’t, it’s just that you don’t really want to
okay dawg how many 48oz protein milkshakes with an entire pint of ice cream and 6 raw eggs have you had this week?
none? okay so it’s not that you can’t, it’s just that you don’t really want to
16 likes and i’ll go down this slide
September 4, 2023 at 4:25 AM
16 likes and i’ll go down this slide