Junkie
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Junkie
@junkie29.bsky.social
Got Little Ceasers the other month and it tastes just as mid as it did in 2005.
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
JD Vance 2028? More like JD Vance 1488
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Half the people who look like this are some of the most racist Trump loving mfs you’ll ever meet
Truth Social is absolutely amazing today.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Seeing her and that fat guy from Cum Town in two auteur driven movies this year made me realize that the next generation of auteur cinema is too fucking online.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Obama followed a ton of porn stars on Twitter
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
People who buy the Xbox PC over the Steam Machine are gonna be the biggest marks of all time.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Valve should lean into Bill Gates being on Epstein Island for the Steam Machine marketing like how Sega shit on Nintendo
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s insane to me how lukewarm people are to Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein. That shit is a masterpiece.
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bold prediction for future of American politics: Slotkin becomes reverse Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I remember right up until October 7th there were leftists saying Fetterman was better than AOC for reasons beyond me other than the fact that he looks like a fuckin weed dealer.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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MEDICARE FOR ALL.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ABDUL EL SAYED 2026
Medicare for All.
No PAC money.
Childcare $10 a day.
Double housing.
Anti-corruption agenda.
1,000 trade schools.
Modern factory & care jobs.
No bombs to Israel.

I call it new economic patriotism.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
ABDUL EL-SAYED 2026
Sen Gary Peters is in his own way the biggest embarrassment of the lot. He’s been a leader of Team Cave and he’s retiring. So there’s no politics or risk aversion. He wants to cave as a matter of genuine principle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
God all this bitch does is show us his house
Checking in on Trump:
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ABDUL EL SAYED 2026
Just to pre-empt the pundits, I absolutely believe you could run a Mamdani in middle America and win
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Guys who wear backwards baseball caps in their 30s should be treated like fedora wearing neckbeards, especially if they have children
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Abdul needs more attention but instead there’s still this fuckin tug of war over Platner. Give Abdul some love and vote for him in August if you live in Michigan!!
You work harder. The ultra-rich get richer.

America is not supposed to be like this.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Seeing Trump’s tweets as unblockable ads on Election Day 2024 was what convinced me to never to use it again. It’s the ultimate propaganda machine.
not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reminder that Trump was so unpopular last time that he got a Democrat elected to the Senate in Alabama
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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You work harder. The ultra-rich get richer.

America is not supposed to be like this.
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped up in 90s Pizza Hut cups
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
James for AG of United States 2029
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The next president should hire all the Trump prosecutors for all the FBI positions
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wish at least a third of the glazing the left gave to Platner would go to Abdul El Sayed of Michigan instead
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM