Tangled. 🪢

i'm having a flashback to this one time my friend clipped her toenails onto my dead grandmother's beautiful rug and tbh i should have taken her to jail in that moment

when i listen to my friends talking about how they sit around all day engaging in psychological warfare with their colleagues by changing the colours on their slides, i really wonder why i felt like i wanted to do something meaningful with my career

i'm working up the courage to book a pedi appointment with my nail girl who loves me... i don't want her to look at me differently when she sees my dry ass cracked heals and fucked up tiny toenails, but i need her help.............

i know it's like one accident away from puncturing my eardrum but i cannot give up cleaning my ears with a qtip

lunchables are just MREs for children

is it a suburban thing to feel like i'm TRAPPED when the person in front of me is driving at speed limit instead of 5-10km faster. i just need to know if my feelings are valid

wait help did ollie SIGN KIMI'S MERCEDES HAT

DOES KIMI KNOW

yeah.