Junior Burger Jr
juniorburgerjr.bsky.social
Junior Burger Jr
@juniorburgerjr.bsky.social
Nice, my kid got one of those "The Substance" fingers for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Damn, this one hurts. RIP Space Ace

youtu.be/QK9W5_6l2K4?...
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Murray was dead on about the mommy & daddy guitar. "You'd have to be deaf to hear that"

youtu.be/y5iG11s-dok?...
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This whole Caught Stealing / One Battle After Another is a real Dantes Peak / Volcano situation they got going.
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
PSA if your stanley fatmax jump box stops charging, just swap the inner battery, its basically a mower battery
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
About time someone looks into who that man was in the back who yelled "Everyone attack!"
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@rustyshackles.bsky.social gonna tell my kid this is Yuen Biao, Jackie Chan & Sammo Hung
October 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don't care what Monday's got

Tuesday Wednesday blowing snot

Thursday is a smelly twat

It's Friday....
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Monday you can blow my nose

Tuesday Wednesday rubber hose

Thursday playing with GI Joes

It's Friday...
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One perfect shot: Requiem For A Dream (2000)

Dir: Darren Aronosky

"Now let's see ass to ass"
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I mean, I was already planning on rewatching Sneakers anyways.
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Am I the only one who thinks his name sounds like a dog breed?
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Monday wants to shoot it's goo

Tuesday Wednesday fuck you too

Thursday you are sniffing glue

Its Friday
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee; liquefied & poured in a 20 oz paper cup
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Monday wants its money back

Tuesday Wednesday Shaq Attack

Thursday bitch you're smoking crack

Its Friday.....
August 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When I say we using the special shit, I mean we using the special shit
August 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Danny Glover was only 40 when he filmed Lethal Weapon, which means he was actually not getting too old for that shit.
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Shoutout to the autistic kids who are putting in The Naked Gun Wikipedia plot without all the gags.
August 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don't remember this episode of Always Sunny
July 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sucks Ozzy died but at least Sharon will now become as relevant as Courtney Love
July 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Teen Wolf of Wall Street
Baby Taxi Driver
Gangs of NY I Love You
Mean Streets of Fire

#ScorseseMashup
July 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Shoutout to Hoult playing Luthor, didn't give me whiny rich guy vibe like most others. Far cry from Clancy Brown's Luthor, who always made me feel like he could legit murder me.
July 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm dipping cool ran doritos in nacho cheese & nacho doritos in ranch dressing. I don't give a fuck anymore
July 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
True Detective Season 5
July 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Entwhistle was the Bert to Moon's Ernie. Who fans are gigglesnorting right now.
July 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM