Junior Burger Jr
@juniorburgerjr.bsky.social
Monday watching Jaws Part 2
Tuesday Wednesday Godfather 2
Thursday Electric Boogaloo
Its Friday..
Tuesday Wednesday Godfather 2
Thursday Electric Boogaloo
Its Friday..
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Monday watching Jaws Part 2
Tuesday Wednesday Godfather 2
Thursday Electric Boogaloo
Its Friday..
Tuesday Wednesday Godfather 2
Thursday Electric Boogaloo
Its Friday..
Had a little help from Hans Moleman for this year's cookie quote
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Had a little help from Hans Moleman for this year's cookie quote
I cant wait to get sick & lounge in this all day
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I cant wait to get sick & lounge in this all day
$20 to see it, $50 to smell it
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
$20 to see it, $50 to smell it
Never thought I'd live to see Bob Odenkirk become the new Liam Neeson
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Never thought I'd live to see Bob Odenkirk become the new Liam Neeson
I picked a hell of a night to watch spinal tap ii
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I picked a hell of a night to watch spinal tap ii
If I were Big Joe, the code names would've been
Boney Maroni, Tony Pepperoni, Johnny Pastrami & Tommy Salami.
The Cold Cuts!
Boney Maroni, Tony Pepperoni, Johnny Pastrami & Tommy Salami.
The Cold Cuts!
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I were Big Joe, the code names would've been
Boney Maroni, Tony Pepperoni, Johnny Pastrami & Tommy Salami.
The Cold Cuts!
Boney Maroni, Tony Pepperoni, Johnny Pastrami & Tommy Salami.
The Cold Cuts!
Nice, my kid got one of those "The Substance" fingers for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nice, my kid got one of those "The Substance" fingers for Halloween
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Murray was dead on about the mommy & daddy guitar. "You'd have to be deaf to hear that"
youtu.be/y5iG11s-dok?...
youtu.be/y5iG11s-dok?...
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Murray was dead on about the mommy & daddy guitar. "You'd have to be deaf to hear that"
youtu.be/y5iG11s-dok?...
youtu.be/y5iG11s-dok?...
This whole Caught Stealing / One Battle After Another is a real Dantes Peak / Volcano situation they got going.
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This whole Caught Stealing / One Battle After Another is a real Dantes Peak / Volcano situation they got going.
PSA if your stanley fatmax jump box stops charging, just swap the inner battery, its basically a mower battery
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
PSA if your stanley fatmax jump box stops charging, just swap the inner battery, its basically a mower battery
About time someone looks into who that man was in the back who yelled "Everyone attack!"
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
About time someone looks into who that man was in the back who yelled "Everyone attack!"
@rustyshackles.bsky.social gonna tell my kid this is Yuen Biao, Jackie Chan & Sammo Hung
October 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@rustyshackles.bsky.social gonna tell my kid this is Yuen Biao, Jackie Chan & Sammo Hung
I don't care what Monday's got
Tuesday Wednesday blowing snot
Thursday is a smelly twat
It's Friday....
Tuesday Wednesday blowing snot
Thursday is a smelly twat
It's Friday....
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don't care what Monday's got
Tuesday Wednesday blowing snot
Thursday is a smelly twat
It's Friday....
Tuesday Wednesday blowing snot
Thursday is a smelly twat
It's Friday....
Monday you can blow my nose
Tuesday Wednesday rubber hose
Thursday playing with GI Joes
It's Friday...
Tuesday Wednesday rubber hose
Thursday playing with GI Joes
It's Friday...
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Monday you can blow my nose
Tuesday Wednesday rubber hose
Thursday playing with GI Joes
It's Friday...
Tuesday Wednesday rubber hose
Thursday playing with GI Joes
It's Friday...
One perfect shot: Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Dir: Darren Aronosky
"Now let's see ass to ass"
Dir: Darren Aronosky
"Now let's see ass to ass"
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
One perfect shot: Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Dir: Darren Aronosky
"Now let's see ass to ass"
Dir: Darren Aronosky
"Now let's see ass to ass"
I mean, I was already planning on rewatching Sneakers anyways.
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I mean, I was already planning on rewatching Sneakers anyways.
Am I the only one who thinks his name sounds like a dog breed?
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Am I the only one who thinks his name sounds like a dog breed?
Monday wants to shoot it's goo
Tuesday Wednesday fuck you too
Thursday you are sniffing glue
Its Friday
Tuesday Wednesday fuck you too
Thursday you are sniffing glue
Its Friday
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Monday wants to shoot it's goo
Tuesday Wednesday fuck you too
Thursday you are sniffing glue
Its Friday
Tuesday Wednesday fuck you too
Thursday you are sniffing glue
Its Friday
I like my women like I like my coffee; liquefied & poured in a 20 oz paper cup
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee; liquefied & poured in a 20 oz paper cup
Monday wants its money back
Tuesday Wednesday Shaq Attack
Thursday bitch you're smoking crack
Its Friday.....
Tuesday Wednesday Shaq Attack
Thursday bitch you're smoking crack
Its Friday.....
August 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Monday wants its money back
Tuesday Wednesday Shaq Attack
Thursday bitch you're smoking crack
Its Friday.....
Tuesday Wednesday Shaq Attack
Thursday bitch you're smoking crack
Its Friday.....
When I say we using the special shit, I mean we using the special shit
August 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When I say we using the special shit, I mean we using the special shit
Danny Glover was only 40 when he filmed Lethal Weapon, which means he was actually not getting too old for that shit.
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Danny Glover was only 40 when he filmed Lethal Weapon, which means he was actually not getting too old for that shit.
Shoutout to the autistic kids who are putting in The Naked Gun Wikipedia plot without all the gags.
August 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Shoutout to the autistic kids who are putting in The Naked Gun Wikipedia plot without all the gags.