yays! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

nodding while i sip coffee and scroll through bsky posts like i am reading the morning paper but instead of the news its just girls confessing their undying love for each other over and over

yay!! yay!!!!

jingling my keys in front of your face

"down bad" does not describe the situation here. i am down atrociously. horrifically. abysmally. no recovery. idk if a crush has ever felt this intense

does some higher power not want me to have burger? i am oh so hungry please let me have my burger

i was about to say "shouldnt they have a system in place to prevent this and just find another driver if one is taking way too long" and then i look and the driver had finally left the first stop, and THEN uber eats says its going to find another driver. COULD YOU NOT HAVE DONE THAT HALF AN HOUR AGO

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i forgot to include in alt text the glasses. i have round glasses on in the drawing lol