Juneau
@juneautopia.bsky.social
I used to draw cute things ★ She/Her ★ 🏳️⚧️
Demi (maybe? I don't even know!)
⚙️ mechanically inclined
In a relationship (it's complicated)
Demi (maybe? I don't even know!)
⚙️ mechanically inclined
In a relationship (it's complicated)
On like the 4th revision of my home assistant package delivery alert XD
2 motion sensors
A camera with a motion sensor
And a telegram bot
If both the camera and the outdoor motion sensor are triggered while the indoor sensor has not just been triggered , it will wait for a bit and then notify.
2 motion sensors
A camera with a motion sensor
And a telegram bot
If both the camera and the outdoor motion sensor are triggered while the indoor sensor has not just been triggered , it will wait for a bit and then notify.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
On like the 4th revision of my home assistant package delivery alert XD
2 motion sensors
A camera with a motion sensor
And a telegram bot
If both the camera and the outdoor motion sensor are triggered while the indoor sensor has not just been triggered , it will wait for a bit and then notify.
2 motion sensors
A camera with a motion sensor
And a telegram bot
If both the camera and the outdoor motion sensor are triggered while the indoor sensor has not just been triggered , it will wait for a bit and then notify.
I got 2 massive but light boxes from Home Depot last night and haven't had a chance to open them to see what's inside... But also the one thing that they should be delivering just shows as delayed...
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I got 2 massive but light boxes from Home Depot last night and haven't had a chance to open them to see what's inside... But also the one thing that they should be delivering just shows as delayed...
Got vertigo yesterday.
Symptoms: Human lawn sprinkler. (The back and forth kind)
0/10 do not recommend.
Symptoms: Human lawn sprinkler. (The back and forth kind)
0/10 do not recommend.
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got vertigo yesterday.
Symptoms: Human lawn sprinkler. (The back and forth kind)
0/10 do not recommend.
Symptoms: Human lawn sprinkler. (The back and forth kind)
0/10 do not recommend.
I finally got around to trying to upgrade my old tablet PC only for Microsoft to break all means of downloading Windows 11 iso files today
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I finally got around to trying to upgrade my old tablet PC only for Microsoft to break all means of downloading Windows 11 iso files today
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Kofimission for @juneautopia.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Kofimission for @juneautopia.bsky.social
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You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
Spent all day trying to figure out if I put a dent in my head when I whacked it on the soap holder in the shower yesterday.
At least it's right in the middle of my forehead if I did.
At least it's right in the middle of my forehead if I did.
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Spent all day trying to figure out if I put a dent in my head when I whacked it on the soap holder in the shower yesterday.
At least it's right in the middle of my forehead if I did.
At least it's right in the middle of my forehead if I did.
Wow, this is a record, 4 complaints in writing against the IT guy in 2 weeks.
Why do I still work here?
Why do I still work here?
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wow, this is a record, 4 complaints in writing against the IT guy in 2 weeks.
Why do I still work here?
Why do I still work here?
Did I just see an account I follow get nuked? Saw some cute art that blue sky wouldn't let me click to zoom in on.
Reload, post gone.
Search other sites for them, find a blue sky link, invalid handle.
Reload, post gone.
Search other sites for them, find a blue sky link, invalid handle.
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Did I just see an account I follow get nuked? Saw some cute art that blue sky wouldn't let me click to zoom in on.
Reload, post gone.
Search other sites for them, find a blue sky link, invalid handle.
Reload, post gone.
Search other sites for them, find a blue sky link, invalid handle.
Spent way too long over the weekend trying to figure out why krita had this little circle you had to drag the stylus to the edge of to start drawing a line.
Googling got me unrelated stuff like window ink or cursor outline.
Finally found the stabilizer box in tool settings.
I was so mad.
Googling got me unrelated stuff like window ink or cursor outline.
Finally found the stabilizer box in tool settings.
I was so mad.
September 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Spent way too long over the weekend trying to figure out why krita had this little circle you had to drag the stylus to the edge of to start drawing a line.
Googling got me unrelated stuff like window ink or cursor outline.
Finally found the stabilizer box in tool settings.
I was so mad.
Googling got me unrelated stuff like window ink or cursor outline.
Finally found the stabilizer box in tool settings.
I was so mad.
I realized the other day that I wanted an American flag, specifically so I can fly it at full mast whenever a fascist dies.
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I realized the other day that I wanted an American flag, specifically so I can fly it at full mast whenever a fascist dies.
The office IT has now fucked up the entire system so that our domain log in password has to be the same as our Microsoft password... This seems like the most insane decision I've ever seen.
Even Microsoft usually lets you use a pin for this, but all such options are disabled by group policy.
Even Microsoft usually lets you use a pin for this, but all such options are disabled by group policy.
August 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The office IT has now fucked up the entire system so that our domain log in password has to be the same as our Microsoft password... This seems like the most insane decision I've ever seen.
Even Microsoft usually lets you use a pin for this, but all such options are disabled by group policy.
Even Microsoft usually lets you use a pin for this, but all such options are disabled by group policy.
I realized last night that I can max out the weight on one of the machines and actually still use it!
But I don't really need to be doing 247.5 pounds on the back machine XD
I apparently super focus on the core. Arms are still noodles.
But I don't really need to be doing 247.5 pounds on the back machine XD
I apparently super focus on the core. Arms are still noodles.
August 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I realized last night that I can max out the weight on one of the machines and actually still use it!
But I don't really need to be doing 247.5 pounds on the back machine XD
I apparently super focus on the core. Arms are still noodles.
But I don't really need to be doing 247.5 pounds on the back machine XD
I apparently super focus on the core. Arms are still noodles.
Oooh, my new framework laptop arrives soon! Maybe I'll just install steam OS on it as baby steps towards just using Linux!
August 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oooh, my new framework laptop arrives soon! Maybe I'll just install steam OS on it as baby steps towards just using Linux!
Witnessed part of a tirade at the self checkout line at the Kroger this morning.
Something about racism and assault and a thrown receipt. (Customer yelling)
One of the employees was apparently talking to a cop when I left.
Something about racism and assault and a thrown receipt. (Customer yelling)
One of the employees was apparently talking to a cop when I left.
July 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Witnessed part of a tirade at the self checkout line at the Kroger this morning.
Something about racism and assault and a thrown receipt. (Customer yelling)
One of the employees was apparently talking to a cop when I left.
Something about racism and assault and a thrown receipt. (Customer yelling)
One of the employees was apparently talking to a cop when I left.
I really wish the people on my street who have 6 cars for their one house didn't feel so territorial over the parking spot in front of my house.
Really I wish this city had any residential parking codes to speak of.
Really I wish this city had any residential parking codes to speak of.
July 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I really wish the people on my street who have 6 cars for their one house didn't feel so territorial over the parking spot in front of my house.
Really I wish this city had any residential parking codes to speak of.
Really I wish this city had any residential parking codes to speak of.
Apparently my work has changed the out of pocket max for my healthcare.
Complained to HR, and we'll see if they do anything.
Complained to HR, and we'll see if they do anything.
July 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Apparently my work has changed the out of pocket max for my healthcare.
Complained to HR, and we'll see if they do anything.
Complained to HR, and we'll see if they do anything.
I had to put a smart plug on my toaster oven to turn it off as after 2 weeks of living in my house my spouse had already left it on for hours twice.
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I had to put a smart plug on my toaster oven to turn it off as after 2 weeks of living in my house my spouse had already left it on for hours twice.
Why do so many tech companies seem to go out of the way to make their product unusable without 3rd party add-ons.
I should not have to add things to my browser to be able to filter certain key words from my news feed.
I should not have to add things to my browser to be able to filter certain key words from my news feed.
July 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why do so many tech companies seem to go out of the way to make their product unusable without 3rd party add-ons.
I should not have to add things to my browser to be able to filter certain key words from my news feed.
I should not have to add things to my browser to be able to filter certain key words from my news feed.
Every time a major murder case comes to pass with what apparently is a major miscarriage of justice, I have flashbacks to the time I spent waiting for the murderer of my sister to go to trial.
I don't know what I'd do if they let him go finding he was innocent.
I don't know what I'd do if they let him go finding he was innocent.
June 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every time a major murder case comes to pass with what apparently is a major miscarriage of justice, I have flashbacks to the time I spent waiting for the murderer of my sister to go to trial.
I don't know what I'd do if they let him go finding he was innocent.
I don't know what I'd do if they let him go finding he was innocent.
I'm alone at work and the AC is blowing hot air... I'm gonna take off my shirt so I can at least try to be comfortable.
June 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm alone at work and the AC is blowing hot air... I'm gonna take off my shirt so I can at least try to be comfortable.
Left a bad review for my gym sheerly because of the insane number of fitfluencers who feel the need to record themselves in the locker room directly under the "no cameras no photography" signs.
June 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Left a bad review for my gym sheerly because of the insane number of fitfluencers who feel the need to record themselves in the locker room directly under the "no cameras no photography" signs.
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It's Pride Month and Lavinia has got something to tell you. For @zipmins.bsky.social !
June 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's Pride Month and Lavinia has got something to tell you. For @zipmins.bsky.social !
My Fitbit died over the weekend. Suspiciously just after a firmware update.
Found it at 0% one evening, put it on the charger.
Was 0% the next, thought maybe it didn't sit on the charger right.
At work charged it and watched battery levels all afternoon, it's dead in under 3 hours.
Found it at 0% one evening, put it on the charger.
Was 0% the next, thought maybe it didn't sit on the charger right.
At work charged it and watched battery levels all afternoon, it's dead in under 3 hours.
June 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My Fitbit died over the weekend. Suspiciously just after a firmware update.
Found it at 0% one evening, put it on the charger.
Was 0% the next, thought maybe it didn't sit on the charger right.
At work charged it and watched battery levels all afternoon, it's dead in under 3 hours.
Found it at 0% one evening, put it on the charger.
Was 0% the next, thought maybe it didn't sit on the charger right.
At work charged it and watched battery levels all afternoon, it's dead in under 3 hours.
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So, this Unbound/Boundless fiasco. I was going to be polite about it, but after this morning’s email: no
May 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
So, this Unbound/Boundless fiasco. I was going to be polite about it, but after this morning’s email: no