@jumpinjacks.bsky.social
Hope those wankpanzers have emergency fire extinguishers. 🤦♀️
💰 Corruption Update 💰
While millions are losing medications provided by USAID, farmers are losing their land because of USDA cuts, and thousands of researchers are struggling to pay rent, Elon Musk has awarded himself $400m to sell the Army the dumbest truck every built.
While millions are losing medications provided by USAID, farmers are losing their land because of USDA cuts, and thousands of researchers are struggling to pay rent, Elon Musk has awarded himself $400m to sell the Army the dumbest truck every built.
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hope those wankpanzers have emergency fire extinguishers. 🤦♀️
Without suffering, there would be no compassion. Things do happen for reasons, and I believe this timeline is here to teach us valuable lessons. Unfortunately, a lot of us who understand these lessons have to sit through the refresher course. Our test to keep us on the right path. #realvalues
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Without suffering, there would be no compassion. Things do happen for reasons, and I believe this timeline is here to teach us valuable lessons. Unfortunately, a lot of us who understand these lessons have to sit through the refresher course. Our test to keep us on the right path. #realvalues
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We know what’s going on here.
February 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We know what’s going on here.
There are more ants than grasshoppers
February 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There are more ants than grasshoppers
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February 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The ad at the bottom makes this even better. Taking my laughs where I can get them.
February 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The ad at the bottom makes this even better. Taking my laughs where I can get them.
You go, Ohio!
O-H 🙌
Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
February 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You go, Ohio!
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I shouldn’t laugh at this but I somehow needed to.
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I shouldn’t laugh at this but I somehow needed to.
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Trump appears triggered by the new TIME cover depicting Elon Musk behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office:
Trump: Is Time magazine still in business? I didn't even know that.
Trump: Is Time magazine still in business? I didn't even know that.
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trump appears triggered by the new TIME cover depicting Elon Musk behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office:
Trump: Is Time magazine still in business? I didn't even know that.
Trump: Is Time magazine still in business? I didn't even know that.
How many of you have been victimized by Regina George (Elon Musk)? "We, the people, of the United States of America..." 🆘️🇺🇸
February 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How many of you have been victimized by Regina George (Elon Musk)? "We, the people, of the United States of America..." 🆘️🇺🇸
How to take out a narcissist? Pit them against another narcissist. They can fight each other for power. Mean girls style. Elon George vs Trump Weiners
Consistently. At every press conference.
A good way to destroy this administration and their attack on American democracy is to drive a wedge between Trump and Musk.
“Did you clear this with Elon Musk yet??”
We’ve got to get Musk out at all costs. And then Trump.
A good way to destroy this administration and their attack on American democracy is to drive a wedge between Trump and Musk.
“Did you clear this with Elon Musk yet??”
We’ve got to get Musk out at all costs. And then Trump.
February 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How to take out a narcissist? Pit them against another narcissist. They can fight each other for power. Mean girls style. Elon George vs Trump Weiners
And DOGE does? Go back to South Africa and let them show you how they feel about apartheid, you smug, fascist, racist, waste of intelligence.
Is this the announcement that they have shut down the Department of Education?
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And DOGE does? Go back to South Africa and let them show you how they feel about apartheid, you smug, fascist, racist, waste of intelligence.
Congress members being denied entry to the Dept. Of Education?! This is utter insanity. Where is the transparency?
February 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Congress members being denied entry to the Dept. Of Education?! This is utter insanity. Where is the transparency?
Jack Schlossberg's cryptic exit from social media. His grandfather is his hero, and with reports like this, I now know why he left. Jack is about doing the right thing for people, and those who aren't are responsible. RFK Jr. Is the real name disgracing the Kennedy name, not Jack.
February 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jack Schlossberg's cryptic exit from social media. His grandfather is his hero, and with reports like this, I now know why he left. Jack is about doing the right thing for people, and those who aren't are responsible. RFK Jr. Is the real name disgracing the Kennedy name, not Jack.
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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Trump is doing by executive order what he is too weak to do by legislation.
He does not have the votes in Congress.
He wouldn't be able to get ANY of this passed if he tried.
He is the WEAKEST incoming president in 50 years.
He does not have the votes in Congress.
He wouldn't be able to get ANY of this passed if he tried.
He is the WEAKEST incoming president in 50 years.
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trump is doing by executive order what he is too weak to do by legislation.
He does not have the votes in Congress.
He wouldn't be able to get ANY of this passed if he tried.
He is the WEAKEST incoming president in 50 years.
He does not have the votes in Congress.
He wouldn't be able to get ANY of this passed if he tried.
He is the WEAKEST incoming president in 50 years.
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Dear Humans,
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Pardoned Jan 6 Morons Keep Getting Arrested Or Worse
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dear Humans,
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Does anyone else feel like Kanye is announcing an autism diagnosis as a ploy so that he can dodge accountability? I have a diagnosed personality disorder and take accountability. Neurodivergents beg of you to please stop using our disorders and trauma as a get out of jail card. My heart goes out...🫶
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Does anyone else feel like Kanye is announcing an autism diagnosis as a ploy so that he can dodge accountability? I have a diagnosed personality disorder and take accountability. Neurodivergents beg of you to please stop using our disorders and trauma as a get out of jail card. My heart goes out...🫶
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A federal court just blocked Elon Musk from interfering with the federal government’s payments system.
There is power in fighting back. We won’t let up until this block is permanent.
There is power in fighting back. We won’t let up until this block is permanent.
February 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A federal court just blocked Elon Musk from interfering with the federal government’s payments system.
There is power in fighting back. We won’t let up until this block is permanent.
There is power in fighting back. We won’t let up until this block is permanent.