jumpbubble
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27 she/it 🏳️⚧️ 🌈 your color still shines on my sleeve 🦮 https://jumpbubble.neocities.org/
in 2018 "Dan Bongino resigns as deputy FBI director" would be a phrase only a guy who listens too much podcasts and eats a box of cough medicine every day could dream up
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
in 2018 "Dan Bongino resigns as deputy FBI director" would be a phrase only a guy who listens too much podcasts and eats a box of cough medicine every day could dream up
gently feeding myself a handful of chocolate chips like a horse
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
gently feeding myself a handful of chocolate chips like a horse
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they put me in the nightmare matrix by mistake where do I submit a support ticket for this
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
they put me in the nightmare matrix by mistake where do I submit a support ticket for this
these old casio internals are so gorgeous. gonna let finishing this lil project carry me thru the rest of the week
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
these old casio internals are so gorgeous. gonna let finishing this lil project carry me thru the rest of the week
I have got to up my day-to-day freak level
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I have got to up my day-to-day freak level
Did they intend to make Diane Foxington remind me so much of Kamala Harris
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Did they intend to make Diane Foxington remind me so much of Kamala Harris
hit the record holiday any% speedrun this year but I know I can beat it by xmas using the fake important phone call exploit
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
hit the record holiday any% speedrun this year but I know I can beat it by xmas using the fake important phone call exploit
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November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I bet defragging feels so good if you're a computer
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I bet defragging feels so good if you're a computer
u know they got japanese don draper working at tenga
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
u know they got japanese don draper working at tenga
It's kind of sickly satisfying that even if things suck sometimes I'll always be happier and more fulfilled than the richest man on Earth. All the money in the world can't buy the love I've found
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's kind of sickly satisfying that even if things suck sometimes I'll always be happier and more fulfilled than the richest man on Earth. All the money in the world can't buy the love I've found
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Silly little Critter badge idea
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Silly little Critter badge idea
Hearts of Iron is like ketamine for gamers
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hearts of Iron is like ketamine for gamers
woke up feeling antsy, had to go find the muscadines again
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
woke up feeling antsy, had to go find the muscadines again
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pursuing the family tradition of trying to move to the west coast in my late 20s, will I fail and knock immediately someone up upon returning home? stay tuned to find out
August 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
pursuing the family tradition of trying to move to the west coast in my late 20s, will I fail and knock immediately someone up upon returning home? stay tuned to find out
getting her really high and gaslighting her into believing that she's your sister
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
getting her really high and gaslighting her into believing that she's your sister
took a walk thru my neighborhood for the first time in months and with all the more golf carts and luxury SUVs, it's feeling so much less like home
August 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
took a walk thru my neighborhood for the first time in months and with all the more golf carts and luxury SUVs, it's feeling so much less like home
Trying to figure out what I'm wearing to my cousin's wedding, my old vintage thrift men's suit just makes me look like "she run that McDonald's like the navy"
August 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Trying to figure out what I'm wearing to my cousin's wedding, my old vintage thrift men's suit just makes me look like "she run that McDonald's like the navy"
Reaching the point in transition where using the men's bathroom is like playing Ready or Not
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reaching the point in transition where using the men's bathroom is like playing Ready or Not
I started rewatching Grandma's Boy and it really doesn't hold up. :( Kevin Nealon still very funny tho
August 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I started rewatching Grandma's Boy and it really doesn't hold up. :( Kevin Nealon still very funny tho
It's my monthly "listen to the Weakerthans and get way too emotional about it" night
August 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's my monthly "listen to the Weakerthans and get way too emotional about it" night