Scipio Africanus the Elder God
@julze.bsky.social
And you'll be having an experience in the bathroom, beyond the bathroom experience - and I won't mention what's going to happen in the bathroom, but you'll have to find out.
She/Her
She/Her
When you're dedicated to free speech and build bridges and reach across aisles and do politics the right way and shit.
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When you're dedicated to free speech and build bridges and reach across aisles and do politics the right way and shit.
See! I told u. U can't stop me.
August 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
See! I told u. U can't stop me.
Engagement bait post your lock screen.
My beloved BuBoo who we had to say good bye to yesterday. This was moments before she bit the shit out of a vet tech. Every time I look at my phone I get to see her "I'm about to fucking bite you, lady" face.
My beloved BuBoo who we had to say good bye to yesterday. This was moments before she bit the shit out of a vet tech. Every time I look at my phone I get to see her "I'm about to fucking bite you, lady" face.
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Engagement bait post your lock screen.
My beloved BuBoo who we had to say good bye to yesterday. This was moments before she bit the shit out of a vet tech. Every time I look at my phone I get to see her "I'm about to fucking bite you, lady" face.
My beloved BuBoo who we had to say good bye to yesterday. This was moments before she bit the shit out of a vet tech. Every time I look at my phone I get to see her "I'm about to fucking bite you, lady" face.
My fiscal year ends June 30th.
June 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My fiscal year ends June 30th.
I made this and now you can all use it.
June 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I made this and now you can all use it.
A movie that takes place where you're from
April 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
these tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors
April 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
these tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors
Well this was pretty great.
March 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well this was pretty great.
Trigger Warning: Neil Gaiman
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Trigger Warning: Neil Gaiman
Me in my echo chamber.
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Me in my echo chamber.
Me too, sofa. Me too.
October 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Me too, sofa. Me too.
When I say he writes like a rich kid, this is exactly what I mean. Full disclaimer: I'm not familiar with Marx and most of my understanding of these terms comes from Ehrenreich. However... Omg is this such rich kid bullshit.
October 16, 2024 at 7:43 PM
When I say he writes like a rich kid, this is exactly what I mean. Full disclaimer: I'm not familiar with Marx and most of my understanding of these terms comes from Ehrenreich. However... Omg is this such rich kid bullshit.
That post definitely brought out the great thinkers. "Yeah fuck them women writers! I need characters that are moral paragons!" I am a basic ass bitch. Pride and Prejudice is my favorite book. I quoted it in my wedding vows. This guy needs to take Austen's name out of his fucking mouth.
July 23, 2024 at 6:34 PM
That post definitely brought out the great thinkers. "Yeah fuck them women writers! I need characters that are moral paragons!" I am a basic ass bitch. Pride and Prejudice is my favorite book. I quoted it in my wedding vows. This guy needs to take Austen's name out of his fucking mouth.
Every single time I read anything about the Gorilla Foundation I find something new and completely nutty. For a foundation that claims to be science-based to say this is absolutely insane. Just... Bonkers.
May 17, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Every single time I read anything about the Gorilla Foundation I find something new and completely nutty. For a foundation that claims to be science-based to say this is absolutely insane. Just... Bonkers.
Facebook wouldn't let me make this joke so I am bringing it here. I got flagged for "disinformation." What disinformation? That Kim Possible is real and on the case? Screw u Facebook. Joy-killers.
doot doot do doot "Wade what's the sitch?"
doot doot do doot "Wade what's the sitch?"
March 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Facebook wouldn't let me make this joke so I am bringing it here. I got flagged for "disinformation." What disinformation? That Kim Possible is real and on the case? Screw u Facebook. Joy-killers.
doot doot do doot "Wade what's the sitch?"
doot doot do doot "Wade what's the sitch?"
Public health in a nutshell.
February 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Public health in a nutshell.
What the actual fuck is going on here? Who says this? Was this supposed to be funny?
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
January 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
What the actual fuck is going on here? Who says this? Was this supposed to be funny?
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
What the actual fuck is going on here? Who says this? Was this supposed to be funny?
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
January 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
What the actual fuck is going on here? Who says this? Was this supposed to be funny?
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
People are dying, Thomas.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/p...
Follow me I look like this.
January 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Follow me I look like this.
I think we all agree that people who start their solo careers with plagiarism deserve to be expelled.
January 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I think we all agree that people who start their solo careers with plagiarism deserve to be expelled.
FeLV cats are the best cats. Look at this absolute menace and LOVE HER.
December 30, 2023 at 10:37 PM
FeLV cats are the best cats. Look at this absolute menace and LOVE HER.
Here's my favorite part. 1st, I doubt their math. Second, ummmmm if finding the murder of 2% of a group of people over 75 years a fucking tragedy makes me neuro- typical then I guess I am now.
December 18, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Here's my favorite part. 1st, I doubt their math. Second, ummmmm if finding the murder of 2% of a group of people over 75 years a fucking tragedy makes me neuro- typical then I guess I am now.
When you want to be the type of boogie apartment complex with a sofa in a parlor but you don't want anyone to sit on it.
December 5, 2023 at 8:24 PM
When you want to be the type of boogie apartment complex with a sofa in a parlor but you don't want anyone to sit on it.