Apparently the chose many keywords to unsubscribe!

Taking a stab in the dark here… can anyone translate this for me?

This is the kind of day I am having.

Any T1Ds want my old Medtronic Paradigm pump as a backup plan? I have no use for it and it will wind up in electronic recycling otherwise. I’ll ship it if you want it. Just give a shout.

The Great Catsby sends her regards.

After the first election my nephew sent me a Flat Stanley. I edited out the pre-existing “Fuck Trump” graffiti on the one used for his report.