How are the centrists more upset than our senators? What's going on? Do they have something on Schumer? Don't worry, Chuck, we won't judge you for any personal eccentricities, as long as it's all consensual.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCK, CHUCK?

While this might seem like a victory, Elon and DOGE have consistently ignored court orders and believe they are above it all. They've avoided and refused summons for months, and I doubt this will change. But that's just my opinion. We'll have to wait and see.

Thank you for your kindness! We need more people like you.

The alien might just munch on the napkins and say, "Your Earth cuisine is delightful!"