Julie Hammerle
@juliehammerle.bsky.social
Author, Chicagoan, Bucky's support human
This is how we do NYE
January 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is how we do NYE
These comments are killing me
The Brutalist is stunning but going forward I’ll be googling “how many handjobs does this movie have?” before choosing to watch with my parents.
December 29, 2024 at 9:32 PM
These comments are killing me
Babygirl created a big hurdle for itself by making Harris Dickinson's character look like he probably voted for RFK Jr, while you know Antonio Banderas phone banked for Harris
December 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Babygirl created a big hurdle for itself by making Harris Dickinson's character look like he probably voted for RFK Jr, while you know Antonio Banderas phone banked for Harris
Too bad no casting Oscar this year, because Nosferatu and A Complete Unknown should be vying for it
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Too bad no casting Oscar this year, because Nosferatu and A Complete Unknown should be vying for it
Nothing says "come join our hip youth event" like an info address at Hotmail dot com
December 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Nothing says "come join our hip youth event" like an info address at Hotmail dot com
A lot of 3-star movies lately
December 9, 2024 at 4:17 PM
A lot of 3-star movies lately
Reposted by Julie Hammerle
The most chilling short story I’ve ever read.
December 8, 2024 at 2:29 PM
The most chilling short story I’ve ever read.
Daughter: I left my shoes out
Me: Good. I'll let St. Nick know
Her: Let yourself know. In the mirror
😂
Me: Good. I'll let St. Nick know
Her: Let yourself know. In the mirror
😂
December 6, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Daughter: I left my shoes out
Me: Good. I'll let St. Nick know
Her: Let yourself know. In the mirror
😂
Me: Good. I'll let St. Nick know
Her: Let yourself know. In the mirror
😂
Holiday Touchdown, best movie of the year.
Five stars, no notes, other than wondering why Ed Begley, Jr. is doing a Joe Biden impression.
Five stars, no notes, other than wondering why Ed Begley, Jr. is doing a Joe Biden impression.
December 5, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Holiday Touchdown, best movie of the year.
Five stars, no notes, other than wondering why Ed Begley, Jr. is doing a Joe Biden impression.
Five stars, no notes, other than wondering why Ed Begley, Jr. is doing a Joe Biden impression.
Because of travel basketball, my Spotify Wrapped is all Billie Eilish and the Mean Girls soundtrack
December 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Because of travel basketball, my Spotify Wrapped is all Billie Eilish and the Mean Girls soundtrack
Reposted by Julie Hammerle
I think about this tweet at least 4 times a week. It’s the only one I have saved on my phone
November 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I think about this tweet at least 4 times a week. It’s the only one I have saved on my phone
It's gonna be a real Black Friday for that one Bears guy everyone complains about
I know football
I know football
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
It's gonna be a real Black Friday for that one Bears guy everyone complains about
I know football
I know football
I think... Wicked just isn't my musical
November 23, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I think... Wicked just isn't my musical
Overheard yesterday:
School parent: Gas is so cheap now. Thanks, Trump.
Vice principal: You know he's not currently president, right?
School parent: Gas is so cheap now. Thanks, Trump.
Vice principal: You know he's not currently president, right?
November 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Overheard yesterday:
School parent: Gas is so cheap now. Thanks, Trump.
Vice principal: You know he's not currently president, right?
School parent: Gas is so cheap now. Thanks, Trump.
Vice principal: You know he's not currently president, right?
Just... when you give people an application deadline (and a whole month) and someone emails ex post facto to say they didn't know about the deadline when literally everyone else did 🌸🤪
December 2, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Just... when you give people an application deadline (and a whole month) and someone emails ex post facto to say they didn't know about the deadline when literally everyone else did 🌸🤪
And yes, I've only posted on here a handful of times, but twice about Jamie Taco
My son's high school play: Shakespeare, but if every character was played by Jamie Taco
November 13, 2023 at 8:47 PM
And yes, I've only posted on here a handful of times, but twice about Jamie Taco
My son's high school play: Shakespeare, but if every character was played by Jamie Taco
November 13, 2023 at 8:46 PM
My son's high school play: Shakespeare, but if every character was played by Jamie Taco
Anxiety fun: I used to love getting up in front of people and singing. Now I have crippling panic about it.
I don't know if it's hormones or just the anxiety/OCD getting to me, but the entire time I'm up there, I'm a wreck. I push through, but it's a shaky, sucky affair.
I don't know if it's hormones or just the anxiety/OCD getting to me, but the entire time I'm up there, I'm a wreck. I push through, but it's a shaky, sucky affair.
October 22, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Anxiety fun: I used to love getting up in front of people and singing. Now I have crippling panic about it.
I don't know if it's hormones or just the anxiety/OCD getting to me, but the entire time I'm up there, I'm a wreck. I push through, but it's a shaky, sucky affair.
I don't know if it's hormones or just the anxiety/OCD getting to me, but the entire time I'm up there, I'm a wreck. I push through, but it's a shaky, sucky affair.
Anyone planning on doing NaNoWriMo this year? I'm finishing up some edits, and I think I need the structure of NaNo to get moving on something new.
October 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Anyone planning on doing NaNoWriMo this year? I'm finishing up some edits, and I think I need the structure of NaNo to get moving on something new.
We're out here, doing the work, testing the notion that inappropriate TV and movies will not warp our teens.
Omg!
My son just binged all the seasons. Bad parenting? Perhaps.
My son just binged all the seasons. Bad parenting? Perhaps.
October 16, 2023 at 11:24 AM
We're out here, doing the work, testing the notion that inappropriate TV and movies will not warp our teens.
I'm the Jamie Taco of signing up for parent-teacher conferences.
October 12, 2023 at 12:29 PM
I'm the Jamie Taco of signing up for parent-teacher conferences.
Okay NOW it's officially spooky season.
October 10, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Okay NOW it's officially spooky season.
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I was also asked if I'm from the generation that hates their parents' music.
I said, "No, I like a lot of their music, but I can't stand the Boomer conceit that good music stopped after 1969. It stopped after 1999."
I said, "No, I like a lot of their music, but I can't stand the Boomer conceit that good music stopped after 1969. It stopped after 1999."
I drove the high school carpooltoday, and the yelp of delight out of my son's friend's mouth when "Bring Me to Life" came on...
September 22, 2023 at 12:52 PM
I was also asked if I'm from the generation that hates their parents' music.
I said, "No, I like a lot of their music, but I can't stand the Boomer conceit that good music stopped after 1969. It stopped after 1999."
I said, "No, I like a lot of their music, but I can't stand the Boomer conceit that good music stopped after 1969. It stopped after 1999."