Julie Greiner
@juliegreiner.bsky.social
Formerly of Tooning Out the News, Team Coco, Clickhole. Also did some stuff for Funny Or Die and some game writing and some other stuff and drawings and stuff
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Julie Greiner
@juliegreiner.bsky.social
· Nov 18
i made some concept art for one of those unhinged app game ads. this one is called “three wife”
a bird pooped on my car at night. I don’t think they can do that
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
a bird pooped on my car at night. I don’t think they can do that
says here you did 20 years for man’s laughter
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
says here you did 20 years for man’s laughter
I was frasier s4 ep18 for Halloween
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I was frasier s4 ep18 for Halloween
Saw a play tonight and the moment the house lights went up at the end, the person next to me said out loud “I really enjoyed that play.” I wonder if this dude’s entire life has happened perfectly in order
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Saw a play tonight and the moment the house lights went up at the end, the person next to me said out loud “I really enjoyed that play.” I wonder if this dude’s entire life has happened perfectly in order
first but not the last time I hope to be sandwiched between Levar Burton and D’arcy Carden
aimee garcia
sydney battle
andy daly
gary anthony williams
lily sullivan
colton dunn
dan lippert
marc evan jackson
vic michaelis
chris elliott
paget brewster
branson reese
matt apodaca
patton oswalt
joe kwaczala
levar burton
julie greiner
d'arcy carden
james adomian
griffin newman
tim heidecker...
sydney battle
andy daly
gary anthony williams
lily sullivan
colton dunn
dan lippert
marc evan jackson
vic michaelis
chris elliott
paget brewster
branson reese
matt apodaca
patton oswalt
joe kwaczala
levar burton
julie greiner
d'arcy carden
james adomian
griffin newman
tim heidecker...
August 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
first but not the last time I hope to be sandwiched between Levar Burton and D’arcy Carden
Reposted by Julie Greiner
I wish AI was a person so I could kill it with a sword
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I wish AI was a person so I could kill it with a sword
hi everyone on blue sky please watch this show Strip Law. my friends and I made it and I think it is good. love Julie age 9
August 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
hi everyone on blue sky please watch this show Strip Law. my friends and I made it and I think it is good. love Julie age 9
Congratulations to Cullen on his ten MacBook pros!!!
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Congratulations to Cullen on his ten MacBook pros!!!
Just put a significant amount of toothpaste back in the tube. is there someone I should call about this
August 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just put a significant amount of toothpaste back in the tube. is there someone I should call about this
ZOHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ZOHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
waymos getting wrecked in DTLA lmfao
June 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
waymos getting wrecked in DTLA lmfao
just discovered a clothing brand that escaped total disaster by mere inches
May 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
just discovered a clothing brand that escaped total disaster by mere inches
QUICK HIRE A FULL WRITERS ROOM FOR WHITE LOTUS WHILE HE’S GONE
Mike White is set to return for ‘SURVIVOR’ Season 50.
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
QUICK HIRE A FULL WRITERS ROOM FOR WHITE LOTUS WHILE HE’S GONE
attempting to order lava lamp goo at every restaurant in las angeles
May 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
attempting to order lava lamp goo at every restaurant in las angeles
pulling up to a bar with that “just cleaned my fridge” energy. it’s all I can do to keep everyone’s hands off me. eyes buggin, tongues out. yeah I did the freezer too, buddy. at ease
April 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
pulling up to a bar with that “just cleaned my fridge” energy. it’s all I can do to keep everyone’s hands off me. eyes buggin, tongues out. yeah I did the freezer too, buddy. at ease
my stomach felt weird today which is weird because all I really had was a turkey sandwich. And also some eggs that I drove all the way back from Palm Springs in a hot car. i bet it was the cup of water I drank at lunch
April 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
my stomach felt weird today which is weird because all I really had was a turkey sandwich. And also some eggs that I drove all the way back from Palm Springs in a hot car. i bet it was the cup of water I drank at lunch
hey everyone I had taco bell coffee today. goodbye*
*historical note: “goodbye” may have dual meanings in this text, both as a traditional conversational conclusion and in the “end of life” context (ie - “life’s final goodbye”)
*historical note: “goodbye” may have dual meanings in this text, both as a traditional conversational conclusion and in the “end of life” context (ie - “life’s final goodbye”)
April 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
hey everyone I had taco bell coffee today. goodbye*
*historical note: “goodbye” may have dual meanings in this text, both as a traditional conversational conclusion and in the “end of life” context (ie - “life’s final goodbye”)
*historical note: “goodbye” may have dual meanings in this text, both as a traditional conversational conclusion and in the “end of life” context (ie - “life’s final goodbye”)
just experienced a betrayal on par with that of Julius Caesar (longtime friend and ally the Banana gave me the energy to think about Cybertrucks)
March 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
just experienced a betrayal on par with that of Julius Caesar (longtime friend and ally the Banana gave me the energy to think about Cybertrucks)
I wish AI was a person so I could kill it with a sword
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I wish AI was a person so I could kill it with a sword
society began to crumble when songs stopped telling us to “light it up”
March 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
society began to crumble when songs stopped telling us to “light it up”
grateful to that earthquake for revealing that I lean towards neither fight NOR flight but rather a third option called “slowly widen my eyes”
March 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
grateful to that earthquake for revealing that I lean towards neither fight NOR flight but rather a third option called “slowly widen my eyes”
carrying a banner onstage that just says CHALLENGERS in the middle of the Oscars like an environmental protestor at a play in New York
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
carrying a banner onstage that just says CHALLENGERS in the middle of the Oscars like an environmental protestor at a play in New York
got to do a very fun poster for what will be a fantastic show. don’t make Hayes tell you again
Hosting a show about LA and how it works at the Elysian this Saturday. Please don't make me tell you again
www.elysiantheater.com/shows/lapowe...
www.elysiantheater.com/shows/lapowe...
LA Power Hour — The Elysian
For the last few months, people in LA have been asking difficult questions like: "Is this a city?" "Does it have a government?" "What is the firetruck situation -- does the city have them or are we su...
www.elysiantheater.com
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
got to do a very fun poster for what will be a fantastic show. don’t make Hayes tell you again
About to become a 2025 pandora head at levels the year 2010 could only dream of
‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH' will reportedly open with a titlecard stating that “no generative AI was used in the making of this movie.”
(via @joshharding77)
(via @joshharding77)
February 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
About to become a 2025 pandora head at levels the year 2010 could only dream of
just did one of the most awesome things you can do on a rainy day (found my umbrella)
February 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
just did one of the most awesome things you can do on a rainy day (found my umbrella)