Julian Lee
@julianleecomedy.bsky.social
One liner comedian from Newcastle. I’m also a Selecter, playing either soul/funk/Northern or classic indie. Also like football and boxing. My website is julianleecomedy.com
I’ve been trying to work out how many four wheeled bikes I can fit in the loft.
It was a Quad Attic Equation.
It was a Quad Attic Equation.
February 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I’ve been trying to work out how many four wheeled bikes I can fit in the loft.
It was a Quad Attic Equation.
It was a Quad Attic Equation.
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A jokebook or two for the punners in your life. Mistly available on Amazon. Feat. #Lunchpun & UK Pun Off faves:
@whoelsebutalf.bsky.social
@julianleecomedy.bsky.social
@richardpulsford.bsky.social
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
@pauleggleston.bsky.social
@imacpun.bsky.social
and many more inc me!
@whoelsebutalf.bsky.social
@julianleecomedy.bsky.social
@richardpulsford.bsky.social
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
@pauleggleston.bsky.social
@imacpun.bsky.social
and many more inc me!
December 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
A jokebook or two for the punners in your life. Mistly available on Amazon. Feat. #Lunchpun & UK Pun Off faves:
@whoelsebutalf.bsky.social
@julianleecomedy.bsky.social
@richardpulsford.bsky.social
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
@pauleggleston.bsky.social
@imacpun.bsky.social
and many more inc me!
@whoelsebutalf.bsky.social
@julianleecomedy.bsky.social
@richardpulsford.bsky.social
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
@pauleggleston.bsky.social
@imacpun.bsky.social
and many more inc me!
Smashing picture from Monday’s Paul Heaton gig in Newcastle.
December 11, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Smashing picture from Monday’s Paul Heaton gig in Newcastle.
I thought that was what you got if you had too much speed.
December 11, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I thought that was what you got if you had too much speed.
The man who founded Google has been knighted.
He is now known as Sir Chengine.
He is now known as Sir Chengine.
December 11, 2024 at 12:23 PM
The man who founded Google has been knighted.
He is now known as Sir Chengine.
He is now known as Sir Chengine.
Currently booking Roar With Laughter at The Blind Tiger, Blyth.
If you’d like me to book comedy events for your venue then please email info@julianleecomedy.com
If you’d like me to book comedy events for your venue then please email info@julianleecomedy.com
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Currently booking Roar With Laughter at The Blind Tiger, Blyth.
If you’d like me to book comedy events for your venue then please email info@julianleecomedy.com
If you’d like me to book comedy events for your venue then please email info@julianleecomedy.com
The police arrested me for playing the triangle in the toilet then drinking Gordon’s lying in bed.
They charged me with loo ting and pillow gin.
They charged me with loo ting and pillow gin.
December 3, 2024 at 8:38 PM
The police arrested me for playing the triangle in the toilet then drinking Gordon’s lying in bed.
They charged me with loo ting and pillow gin.
They charged me with loo ting and pillow gin.
My favourite Motörhead song is the one about investing in tax-free shovels.
The ISA Spades.
The ISA Spades.
December 2, 2024 at 7:14 AM
My favourite Motörhead song is the one about investing in tax-free shovels.
The ISA Spades.
The ISA Spades.
I’ve just had a go at Bill Clinton’s wife at a Brewery.
Dissed Hillary.
No, it was definitely a Brewery.
Dissed Hillary.
No, it was definitely a Brewery.
November 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I’ve just had a go at Bill Clinton’s wife at a Brewery.
Dissed Hillary.
No, it was definitely a Brewery.
Dissed Hillary.
No, it was definitely a Brewery.
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Every year I do a solo show at the stand, this year my mental health hasn't allowed me to write one, so I've brought some friends with me and put on one of the best line ups of comedy I have seen. The stand March 30th 3pm £12. This line up is that good, I can't believe I pulled it off!
Link 👇🏼
Link 👇🏼
November 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Every year I do a solo show at the stand, this year my mental health hasn't allowed me to write one, so I've brought some friends with me and put on one of the best line ups of comedy I have seen. The stand March 30th 3pm £12. This line up is that good, I can't believe I pulled it off!
Link 👇🏼
Link 👇🏼
Who do you think will be able to score for Arsenal?
Saka can. Saka can. Saka Saka Saka can.
Saka can. Saka can. Saka Saka Saka can.
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Who do you think will be able to score for Arsenal?
Saka can. Saka can. Saka Saka Saka can.
Saka can. Saka can. Saka Saka Saka can.
I tell you which serial killer they would never be able to hang ...
Ted Bungee.
Ted Bungee.
November 23, 2024 at 9:32 AM
I tell you which serial killer they would never be able to hang ...
Ted Bungee.
Ted Bungee.
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Who's the floor lamp that costs £27?
November 22, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Who's the floor lamp that costs £27?
Hey, Queen and David Bowie, where did Perugia finish in the league?
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Hey, Queen and David Bowie, where did Perugia finish in the league?
My friend's cross-eyed. I asked him, is it a burden being cross-eyed.
He said, Well... You can look at it two ways.
He said, Well... You can look at it two ways.
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
My friend's cross-eyed. I asked him, is it a burden being cross-eyed.
He said, Well... You can look at it two ways.
He said, Well... You can look at it two ways.
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Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.
I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my freezer interviewing Richard Nixon.
I didn’t realise I’d set it to D. Frost.
I didn’t realise I’d set it to D. Frost.
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my freezer interviewing Richard Nixon.
I didn’t realise I’d set it to D. Frost.
I didn’t realise I’d set it to D. Frost.
Bill Withers' son, Bear, writes hold music.
November 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Bill Withers' son, Bear, writes hold music.
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(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
Jeremy Clarkson
Seeing his arse as his tax dodge stops being legit
Tough fucking shit
Jeremy Clarkson
Seeing his arse as his tax dodge stops being legit
Tough fucking shit
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
Jeremy Clarkson
Seeing his arse as his tax dodge stops being legit
Tough fucking shit
Jeremy Clarkson
Seeing his arse as his tax dodge stops being legit
Tough fucking shit
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My favourite CS Lewis book is Lionel Richie's Wardrobe. No two ways about it.
November 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
My favourite CS Lewis book is Lionel Richie's Wardrobe. No two ways about it.
As Tulisa is on I’m A Celebrity… I thought I’d tell you this story.
I was with her and Dappy when they found out Prince had died. They were audibly in tears. And I thought…
This is what it sounds like N Dubz cry.
#imacelebrity #Tulisa
I was with her and Dappy when they found out Prince had died. They were audibly in tears. And I thought…
This is what it sounds like N Dubz cry.
#imacelebrity #Tulisa
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 PM
As Tulisa is on I’m A Celebrity… I thought I’d tell you this story.
I was with her and Dappy when they found out Prince had died. They were audibly in tears. And I thought…
This is what it sounds like N Dubz cry.
#imacelebrity #Tulisa
I was with her and Dappy when they found out Prince had died. They were audibly in tears. And I thought…
This is what it sounds like N Dubz cry.
#imacelebrity #Tulisa
How did Echo and the Bunnymen do in their O levels?
7 Cs.
7 Cs.
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM
How did Echo and the Bunnymen do in their O levels?
7 Cs.
7 Cs.
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There is nothing as infuriating as a load of rich and wealthy people protesting about paying a tiny fraction of the tax that everyone else pays.
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 PM
There is nothing as infuriating as a load of rich and wealthy people protesting about paying a tiny fraction of the tax that everyone else pays.
My uncle is an officer in the Army and financially shrewd. He bought a large amount of shares in Zanussi then locked himself in one of their freezers.
He’s a Major stay colder.
He’s a Major stay colder.
November 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
My uncle is an officer in the Army and financially shrewd. He bought a large amount of shares in Zanussi then locked himself in one of their freezers.
He’s a Major stay colder.
He’s a Major stay colder.
How do highwaymen sterilise their cocks?
Dick Turpintine.
Dick Turpintine.
November 19, 2024 at 8:04 AM
How do highwaymen sterilise their cocks?
Dick Turpintine.
Dick Turpintine.