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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler
@stevejuggler.bsky.social
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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
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If you reach the summit of a Scottish Mountain and do a celebratory Jig, does that count as High Land Dancing? #LunchPun
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Working out how to convert miles into the imperial system is really yard.

#LunchPun
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I’ve been struggling with my memory for as long as I can remember. #LunchPun
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My plans for Cadburys Roses to be the first without plastic wrappers have just been foiled. #QualityStreet #LunchPun
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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A Friends Character is to become the new Vampire Slayer.

“Phoebe? Buffy?”

“No, it’ll be Monica Bing”. #LunchPun
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Do you know what really put my teeth on Edge? When I devoured 1/4 of U2. #LunchPun
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I only had 60mins to feed lots of people using dough, but thankfully the Bakers turned up in my hour of knead. #LunchPun
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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For my next performance, I will curl up like a ball. I am an all-round entertainer. #LunchPun
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Always happiest when in my Garden, otherwise I can look for lawn… #LunchPun
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I had to water down my opinions on cordial juice. #LunchPun
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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After God created the first 24hr period, he decided to call it a day… #LunchPun
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I’ve dated more weight-watchers than you’ve had hot slimmers. #LunchPun
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Of all the kindly Children’s Authors, it’s only R.L Stine that gives me the Goosebumps. #LunchPun
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I was losing at the World Farting Championships,
until I got my second wind… #LunchPun
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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After I sang “All Rise” and “One Love”, two of the band turned up, out of the Blue… #LunchPun
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I've been performing big illusions, ever since I was an Elephant. #LunchPun
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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FRIEND: “What happened to your plans to start up a frozen water Company?”

ME: “We had to put them on ice.” #LunchPun
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Bananaman eventually turned from yellow to black, before he perished at a ripe old age. #LunchPun
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Sign beside Cashier said "Sorry till closed".

Wonder what she is apologising for? #LunchPun
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My lip-sync skills speak for themself. #LunchPun
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Hands up if you want to be Volunteer of the Year… #LunchPun
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Stuck in a Kitchen with Howling Mad Murdock, The Face, Mr T and Hannibal.

We were only armed with whole eggs, milk, sugar and vanilla, but I love it when a flan comes together! #LunchPun
October 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I’ve become addicted to cholesterol lowering drugs imported from America.

My nearest supplier lives on Staten Island. #LunchPun
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I woke up wondering what the meaning of life is and thought I would work it out while making an omelette. Turns out I don’t have the main ingredient, so I’m now suffering an eggs essential crisis. #LunchPun
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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When I visited the Capital of South Africa, everyone was dressed as Batman or Superman.

It was Cape Town. #LunchPun
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM