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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler
@stevejuggler.bsky.social
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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
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Likelihood of being able to push other planets away by using your breath is
once in a blew moon… #LunchPun
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Visited the bottom of the sea with a cartoon dog.

I went Scooby Diving. #LunchPun
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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My Shampoo keeps vanishing into thin hair… #LunchPun
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Can anyone suggest a bad habit I should give up?

“Cracking knuckles”

“Aww thanks, I like yours too!” #LunchPun
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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As runner-up in the Stargazing Championships, I got a constellation prize. #LunchPun
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Snooker room in the Physics lab got contaminated with electromagnetic radiation.

“Infrared?”

“No, I was about to pot the black”. #LunchPun
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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The extreme cold at the Winter Olympics made my toes curl. #LunchPun
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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A load of duck feathers & skin has fell out the sky. It’s pelting down! #LunchPun
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Pleased to hear that my 108yr old Teacher is still alive and ticking! #LunchPun
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Pleased to hear that my 108yr old Teacher is still alive and ticking! #LunchPun
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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In the Greggs Nativity, I had a big roll to fill. #LunchPun
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My Plumber is also a Cook & Musician. He's awesome on the Pan Pipes. #LunchPun
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The Optician says I should be careful when taking aluminium to America, as you can lose an "i”. #LunchPun
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My new reptile business requires some extra finance. Anyone want to be a snakeholder? #LunchPun
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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When the Dentist offered to clean between my teeth in return for letting him use one of my jokes,
I was flossed for words.

#LunchPun
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The Shamen have had to stop moving any mountain while their knees are good, knees are good. #LunchPun
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Couldn’t get in my Parrot’s vehicle, as I’d lost Macaw keys. #LunchPun
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The Producer of Phantom of the Opera is determined to marry the next girl he casts.

“Andrew Lloyd Wed her?”

“Depends if she gets the job”. #LunchPun
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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When the Dentist offered to clean between my teeth in return for letting him use one of my jokes,
I was flossed for words.

#LunchPun
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Ate something that tasted exactly like Cinnamon. It was a synonym bun.

#LunchPun
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I’ve heard that you can use cement as a raising agent in cakes,
but I need some concrete proof. #LunchPun
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The final act at the Noisiest Musical Instrument Awards Ceremony wasn’t a Four-Gong conclusion… #LunchPun
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Refusing to let any of the Brotherhood of Man embrace me unless they have used some lip balm.

Salve all your kisses for me! #LunchPun
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Teamed up with the Prodigy to compose a new theme tune for a Belgian Detective.

I’m the Poirot starter! #LunchPun
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My new reptile business requires some extra finance. Anyone want to be a snakeholder? #LunchPun
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM